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To masturbate and allow the sperm to stream down ur dick, leaving it until it dries then fucking a girl.
Dude, I was wanking hard last night until my girlfriend called me and said she wanted me to come over. At first I was a little pissed, but then I decide to just give her a crusty willie.
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When someone puts melted marshmallows where the sun don't shine. After the sticky surprise melts you have a crusty Michael.
Jimmy wasnt able to shit right for weeks after the Crusty Michael.
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crusted poo that stays in your butt and itches a lot
i didn't clean my butt well after having explosive diarrea, and now i have a bad case of butt crusties.
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A word that describes a noun that it gross, or out of style.
Jessica: did you see Amanda today? Ew.
Madison: yea her outfit is crusty dusty .
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The act of ejaculating on a females butthole, then waiting on her to fart causing a massive cum bubble on her asshole. It's all about timing.
Dude, you wouldn't believe the crusty bubbler I gave your mom last night! It was glorious!
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a dick and or its balls that have been covered in jizz and left to dry without cleaning, resulting in a crusty residue all over the genitals.
dude jerked off all over his hog and left the shit to dry, fuckin rockin the crusty hog.
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when someone had anal sex with another and ejaculates and leaves it in there until it gets nice and crusty around the anus.
man i gave your mom a crusty baldwin
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