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A relay-style drinking game originating in the midwest (possibly Northern Iowa) with characteristics similar to popular, collegiate douche-bag fest of flip cups.
Typical play is initiated by dividing into teams with similar numbers, talent and interest; lining up the teams on opposite sides of table or other playing surface (rounded edges are considered anathema; a surface with a straight, sharp edge is preferred for the angle and balance of the cup); filling each regulation Solo cup (the tall, narrow ones with a good base and hopefully red) to the bottom line (~3oz. of beer); talking shit about the person opposite you not being able to drink as quickly as you or not being able to perform sexually, preferring animals as partners, etc.
The round commences with the team captains (or persons at one end of the table) performing a "cheers, bam, slam" by touching cups in the air, touching cups to the table, touching beer to their throat. Once the beer has been liberated from the cup, the person must set the mouth of the cup onto the edge of the table and flip the cup at least 360 degrees (back onto its mouth or at a rotation point beyond the mouth) and land the cup standing upright (or downright) on the table so that it "sticks." (think gymnast) The 360 degree rule of rotation is the defining characteristic of the game differing from flip cups pathetic display of teams simply nudging or tapping their cups 180 degrees in mindless, mechanical fatuousness.
Once the cup has landed correctly, the next player in line flips her cup, and so on, until all members on a side have completed flipping. The team whose members finished first are said to have won the round and a point; the losing side must then take a "losers' shot" of beer, filling their cup to the regulation line and then drinking it before filling it again for play. The next round begins with the person next in line from the first round's starter and the starter becomes the anchor---going last this round.
This shift continues until all members of the teams have started a round. At this time, points (rounds) won are calculated, and the team with the most points is declared that game's winner.
Two variations (or new rules) have been established directly addressing two possible point total phenomenons.
The first: in the event of a tie (due to an even number of players on the teams) a "Full Beer Tie-Breaker" is called, and a Sudden Death round using a full cup of beer is commenced starting with the team captains, or first flippers from the regulation rounds.
The second: in the event of one side shutting-out any points by the opposing side, the losing side must perform a "Full Beer Skunk Chug" in which they fill their cups to the upper-line with beer and then drink it---thus demonstrating, and perpetuating, their shittiness at Turbo cups.
Sally: Girl, I'm sick of those date-raping flip cups assholes, let's go find ourselves some exciting, sexually adroit turbo cups players.
Tina: Yeah, I find their lack of flipping ability and ethically ambiguous stance on cup games reflective of their inability to perform in bed.
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It weighs just 34 pounds, but takes a team of 20+ men to lift it.
The Chicago Blackhawks won the Stanley Cup in 2010.
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When one places his hand over his asshole as he farts into his hand then he proceeds to put the cup in his friends or his own face
You son of a bitch you cup farted me
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The description for a females expansive and usually very deep, wet vagina that is often associated with oral sex and lesbians that want to sound quaint,
"Well I might be 80 but I still like to drink from the fairy cup every once and a while".
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(or yiddish kup, with cup or kup meaning head) Jewish wits, competence, acumen, etc. The opposite of the pejorative "goyische kup," with goyische meaning non-Jewish.
They defeated larger, more powerful armies, and created a technologically sophisticated, exuberantly democratic state.
How did they succeed? Perhaps it was the hand of God. Perhaps it was Yiddish kup (yiddish cup). Or perhaps it was what Golda Meir described as the secret weapon of Israeli survival: ein briera, they had no choice.
--Rabbi Nachum Braverman, Jewish World magazine, 4/1/01
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a party game that fucks you up to the max!
the game is simple. Fill a cup half way and then spread a deck of cards around the cup. Everyone takes a turn drawing a any card from around the cup.
If you draw a..
Ace- waterfall. the person who drew this starts the waterfall. you cant stop until the person before you stops
2- Fuck you. pick anyone to take a drink
3- Fuck me. you have to take a drink
4- Hores. all the females have to take a drink
5- Make a Rule. you make a rule and anyone who violates it has to take a drink. (Ex. NO ELBOWS ON THE TABLE)
6- Dicks. all guys take a drink
7- Thumbmaster. who ever draws a seven is the thumbmaster. this means whenever the thumbmaster puts his/hers thumb on the table everyone has to. the last one to do so has to take a drink.
8- Pick a Mate. pick someone to take a drink with you
9- Bust a Rhyme. person who draws a nine has to say a word and then everyone else has to. who takes more than 5 seconds to come up with one has to take a drink. FIRST WORD CANNOT BE ORANGE
10- Categories. person who draws this will come up with a type of object then everyone has to come with that category. (EX. types of cars. A.) chevy, ford etc.
Jack- Back. the person that went before you has to drink.
Queen- Questions. ask someone a question and you can only answer with another question. CANT USE THE SAME QUESTION TWICE.
King- Kings Cup. the first three kings drawed the person who draws them pours half their beer in the cup in the middle of the table. whoever gets the last king has to drink all of the Kings Cup
Oh my God, That game of King's Cup got me so fucked up!!
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A vague, indecipherable insult against Max Goldberg of YTMND.com by Neil Bauman of Ebaumsworld.com Possibly a misspelling of cap, in reference to the skullcaps worn by some members of the Jewish faith. This would make the phrase an anti-semitic ethnic slur
1. "Obviously you have lost posession of your Yiddish cup."
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