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What you say to someone when they ask you "This is a good beat. Why aren't you dancin'?"
Meatwad: This is a good beat, why aren't you dancin'?
Master Shake: Dancing is forbidden!
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After experiencing a wonderful orgasm during romantic sexual intercourse, at least one of the participants playfully bounds and dances around the room, smiling ear to ear with the happiest face you’ve ever seen.
There is nothing quite so beautiful and rewarding as watching her happy dance go on and on after she experienced such a satisfying orgasm.
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In a locker room, a person wraps a towel around themselves and then attempts to get underwear on or off, or swimwear on or off, or workout shorts on or off, without anyone else seeing their genitals.
That guy Tom must have a really small dick, because in the locker room, he is always towel dancing.
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Its when you limp to the side like your leg was broken shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'. No two people will do it the same. You got it down when ya appear to be in pain Humpin', funkin', jumpin', jig around, shakin' ya rump.
Yo step off, I'm doin my hump.
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A retarded move people do when they have strokes and have sex, like holy fuck you guys are gay as shit, this needs to stop, please you homos
Tom: Lets dance!
Timmy: No you gay shit!
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Play this at my funeral or I'm not going
I do enjoy coffin dance. It can never die, since if it does, it plays at its own funeral and is revived.
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The art of manipulating one's sphinctral muscle in time to hip-hop club music, giving the appearance the "butthole" is, in fact, dancing.
"Oh, my God!" exclaimed Rupert, "That chick sure can do the Butthole dance!".
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