The Best Deals

Anything that is better than a regular "deal."

Someone who gets "the best deals" is usally the bomb, a playa, or some kind of genius.

You are delt a Royal Flush.
You just got "the best deals" on that hand.

"Oh yeah D. Blaise, you think you got some deals? Jesse and I are about to get the best deals, your deals were nothing compared to the best deals we are about to get."

"Oh man, I just high-fived the president in the face by mistake, now I'm going to jail, I did NOT get the best deals."

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queer the deal

To somehow ruin an arrangement despite favorable odds.

"Stacy likes you a lot, but she's a liberal, so don't queer the deal by mentioning how conservative you are."

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that's the good deal

When a situation goes according to plan

Person 1: I took off work today to play Halo
Person 2: That's the good deal.

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deal with the birds

a pact made with humans to birds that they can crap on our buildings and we'll look the other way as long as they move out of our way when we are driving

We had a deal with the birds!

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type deal

Short for "type of deal," with deal meaning thing, used to accentuate the fact that you are unsure or uneducated about something.

I was walking around when I found one of those new iPhone type deals on the ground.

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deal Sealer

The characteristic, of a person, that seals the deal when considering entering into a relationship.

Opposite of dealbreaker

The fact that Dave drove a hybrid car, as a testimony to his dedication to a green lifestyle, was a deal sealer when Christine considered a long term relationship with him.

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deal breaker

An issue within a relationship that constitutes one partner breaking up with the other. Note that they do not need to be a "good" reason by society's standards, but are specific and individual to each relationship.

I can't believe he broke up with her because she didn't put out after 10 dates. I guess to him, that was a "deal breaker".

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