Gopher Dot

When a male or female squats over a sleeping partner’s forehead and commences to start gopher holing repeatedly until the juicy turd is extended out far enough to leave a small shit stamp on their partner’s forehead.

Only a true gopher holing master can accomplish this time treasured feat of intestinal strength.

There will be no gopher dot tonight. I had Taco Bell earlier. Too loose.

I woke up this morning and the random I hooked up with had left with no goodbye but I shortly saw in the mirror that he had said goodbye with a gopher dot.

Dot blocked

When a marching band is performing a show and someone lands on someone else's dot, or position on the field, making the person unable to correctly hit their dot. Similar to cock blocking.

Man, I was supposed to be on the 20 yard line but I got dot blocked!

dot indian

A person with descendants from India (the country in Asia), as opposed to a Native American "Indian".

This term comes from the dot (bindi) which Indian women traditionally wear on their forehead.

Ken: Did you know I am 1/4 Indian?
Sarah: You don't really look Indian to me. I used to live on the reservation and I can spot Indian blood from a mile away.
Ken: Dot Indian, you bimbo!

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polka dot

A white girl who surrounds herself by black men.

Where is Steph?
Oh, she's the polka dot in the crowd of black men.

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dot (race)

A dot is a person of one race who lives within a community or society of another race, most commonly African-Americans who live amongst White people ("black dots"). There are also Asians ("yellow dots"), Native Americans ("red dots") and Latinos ("brown dots"). There are also white dots who are caucasians who live in non-white communities.

Man! That Sharice sure likes to act white!
Yo, she can't help it, she grew up a dot (race).

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Dot-Nose

When something is really obvious, and one person doesn't get it.

Ughh why won't she leave, she's totally being a dot-nose.

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DOTTING COTTON

when you have to take a shit so bad that the terd is touching your underwear

I had to take a shit so bad that, before I got to the toilet I was dotting cotton.

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