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A shit with a curved end to it.
Dairy queen swirl shits r fuckin grody.
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During intercourse, female breast milk and male ejaculate is collected with a ladle, then put in the freezer over night, the next day, said ladle is inserted into a bodily orifice (e.g anus, vagina, mouth) until it melts, it is then drank out of the bodily orifice by the partner with a silly straw and then puked onto the chest of the opposite partner.
NOTE: for extra pleasure donkey punch during any step.
Dude do you wanna go do Olive Garden?
no man i am full, i just had a "Sumner Dairy Freeze" with your sister
Douche
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A cake frosted with zombie cum.
That zombie was really horny, not only did I get his jizz on my Dairy Queen Cake, I also got his fingernails!!!!
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something a friend of mine from college says, meaning 'in all seriousness'; whenever you are using the phrase, put an emphasis on the G because it makes it more of a statement
"On the dairy free G I need to get my shit together!"
A woman who has a cold heart, but looks so sweet that you want to have her as a snack
Man 1: Damn, she looks so sweet, but she's a cold-hearted woman
Man 2: Bro, she's definitely a Dairy Queen Woman
A woman with giant breast implants.
"Damn, did you see the non dairy creamer over there!"
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A dairy queen dip is when a guy is screwing someone up the ass and when he pulls out he was shit at the end of his dick. Hence a dairy queen dip because of how a ice cream cone is dipped into chocolate.
A man screws his girl friend up the ass and comes out with a dairy queen dip.
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