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Shame dating

Two people who hang out and have sex, but never go out in public together. Either because they don’t want to be seen together, or the relationship is just about sex.
A glorifiedfuck buddy’. The two may talk about taking things in the direction of actual dating, but never do.

Jordan: Hey aren’t you and Ryan going for dinner tonight? You’ve been hanging out for ages!

Alice: we’ve spoken about it, but I think he just wants me to go to his place wearing lingerie so he can tie me to his bed.

Jordan: Oh really? You guys are definitely shame dating.

Alice: Yep! 🤷🏻 ♂️

by Paulywolf October 18, 2020


Ginny Dating

When a person flirts wiht every person of any gender or orientation, only to get upset when the person(s) they have been flirting with develop feelings for them.

Person one: "Im so tired of all these guys trying to date me"
Person 2: " Then you should stop Ginny dating each and every one of them"

by 1818551 January 3, 2020

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Hatch-date

The date by which surviving larvae in processed food will hatch. (Remember, the government regulations set thresholds below which insects and other contaminants are permitted in the food you eat in order to protect corporate profits.)

Processed food manufacturers presumably need know the hatch-date for their product, so they can set the "sell" by" or "use by" date at an earlier point in time. It may be viewed as better for business for you and your family to eat the food with bugs in it before they hatch so you don't know how contaminated it is.

Hatch-dates are not important for foods that are wet, pulverized, get embalmed in salt, or get sterilized by processing. You wouldn't recognize the contaminants, or at least they will not be crawling.

Hatch dates may be more critical for nuts and grains with a low degree of processing, such as oatmeal, chocolate covered nuts, etc.

All Grandma had to share with the kiddies were boxes of unopened fancy chocolate nuts, several years old. Each chocolate had a telltale pinhole showing where a newborn worm had escaped from its sweet lair, shortly after the hatch-date.

by The Milwaukee Merle November 1, 2013


Mate Date

Going somewhere or doing something that would traditionally be considered a romantic or 'date-like' venue or event with someone who is a friend and you have no plans to be romantically involved with. Traditionally used to describe a female-male pairing

Tom and I had an awesome mate date, we went ice skating, went for dinner and had a stroll along the beach

by indierocknroller March 1, 2010

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blonde date

A masturbation technique where you put a blonde wig on your jerking hand so it looks like a blonde is fellating you.

Bro, who was that blonde chick that was blowing you last night?

Dude, that was no chick I was givin myself a blonde date.

by Otto Parts June 6, 2010

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groundhog date

When one seems to go on the same date over and over again, with either the same person or with different people.

It was groundhog date again with george last night: dinner and drinks. I'm getting kinda sick of this routine.

by kds818 October 7, 2009

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dope date

To exchange drugs for sexual favors.

That dude is nasty. He'll dope date any fiend who's willing.

by SpeakEazy March 3, 2008

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