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Alexander Skarsgard, the hot one on True Blood.
girl 1: 'that guy is damn fiiiiine!'
girl 2: 'giiirrl, that piece of swedish delight is Alexander Skarsgard'
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a delicicous fruit beverage that is non carbonated, caffeine free with vitamins C E B1 AND B6 AND a
(STRONG FOR BODIES)
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An Fucking AMAZING UK pu0metal band, often found near young girls or recording studios.....
"I wish i was a girl so id see more tits, id wish i could jack by dipping in a pit, i only have a dick that quite hairy my ass is too, thats kinda scary"
"transmission, transmission OI OI OI"
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Dressing like George Washington and taking your false teeth and inserting them into the woman's ass while fucking her. Then you put the teeth back into your mouth and jizz in her hair to make it white like a George Washington wig. Then you and her go for a wonderful boat ride across the Deleware River.
We were on a vacation in Deleware when she decided to do a Deleware Delight at night.
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When a man picks out summer berries and inserts them in the vagina. he then begins blending them with his penis. when done the female stands over the male and queefs it all over the males face.
Girl: i just brought home a bag of berries, want some?
Boy: okay, be sure to save some for some "summertime delight" ;)
Girl: Oh I will ;)
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the delicate art of squatting over your partner while she has plastic wrap over her face and taking a dump.
My girlfriend called me during lunch and asked me where I was. I told her I was at taco bell running burritos in me. She was estatic and begged me to come home for a kings delight.
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noun - the fat waterfall (the massive stomach fat that rests in front of the genitalia) is divided by a pair of pants worn by the fat person resulting in the formation of the letter w.
Well, looks like fat Johnny is sporting his southern delight at the BBQ.
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