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Palm Desert is a wonderful place to vacation. It is very very sunny all the time and very relaxing. There are palm trees and flowers everywhere you look. Pools and golf courses are dying to be used and there is great shopping. The river which is a really fun and popular place to go, it's always crowded at night with a movie theater, families, and friends. There is Westfield with all the shopping and brand names you can imagine. There is also something equivalent to Rodeo Drive in LA. However, if you're looking to party hard this is not your place to be but you will still have a fantastic time.
Hey! Where are you going for spring break?
I'm going to Palm Desert to get my tan on!
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The single greatest handgun ever made. God himself always carried one in each hand, infact Jesus and Muhammed both carried Deagles with them at all times. Even Buddha had a Deagle lying around, therefore, it is the greatest thing ever made ever and will never not be the greatest because it is.
Oh noes, our AWPs and scouts and guns that aren't deagles are no match for the awesomeness of Desert Eagle /die
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The United Kingdom, mainly England.
You cheeky bloke, you live in the dentist desert!
when you fuck so much with that hottie from next door or from affar that your balls are so empty & they end up feeling like a desert that you'll beg for drinking pussy waters
- " holy shit i spent the whole night with that hot neighbor and omfg my balls are drained"
- "shit he/she must've been hotter than a volcano to give you desert balls!!!!!"
It is a burger, with a brownie patty and pink frosting.
Created by Moriah Elizabeth!!🥰
By julian Grech
Today we will be making a desert burger kids!
When a girl is parched, has no spit left in her mouth and attempts to give a man oral sex.
"This bitch Alexa almost gave me desert throat last night. I told her I would not partake until she drank some water"