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A designated diver is someone who swims on behalf of somebody who either, cannot swim, tries to swim with electronics and/or is too drunk to swim.
Person One: My mom broke her phone, she was drunk and went swimming with it.
Person Two: She needs a "designated diver'
adj. that describes individuals who are unable to recognize excellent design. Design blindness is a disorder that surpasses mere difference in taste and is typically coupled with a stubborn insistence on pursuing their own unpopular designs.
The bane of designers everywhere, design blind individuals produce efforts that are fraught with clashing colors, outdated layouts, poor lighting, complete disregard for Feng Shui, gross lack of balance, and copious examples of poor font, fabric, and furniture choices that result in generally-recognized eyesores.
I might be tone deaf, but at least I'm not design blind.
Did you see that horrendous website? Whoever made that atrocity is clearly design blind.
Your client isn't unappreciative; she's just design blind.
I want to gouge my eyes out after looking at the work of that design blind scribble monkey.
#designblind
A rank that is obtainable in the Plane Crazy Community Discord (PCC for short), that requires 90 member-decided upvotes on your creation. Because the community consists of people who have an IQ no higher than 70, a meme build can easily obtain this rank.
People who usually have this rank and no other rank to show usually think highly of themselves and disregards any form of respect for other people in the Discord. When asked for criticism, they will not hesitate to insult your build of being "low-effort" and "shit", despite most likely not having a build that requires even the smallest amount of brain wrinkles to create. Despite that, they will almost always cause an argument when given feedback on a build they posted, even when given the smallest amount of constructive criticism.
Person 1: hey @Expert Designer can you give me some criticism as to why you downvoted my build in #creations?
Expert Designer: it's shit, plus i'm tired of people giving their builds unoriginal names
Person 1: what
Person 2: man got expert designer and now he thinks he's hot shit
A design session held after weeks of prep and just before a deadline. These decisions are made chaotically and without clear justification. This is analogous to "holding on to the horns of a bull until it throws you off". It also infers that the participants are all cowboys.
The designers just came out of a design rodeo that wrecked the solution - what a bunch of cowboys!
I'm sorry babes.... we can't have sex tonight, my design flaw is back but unpopular demand
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A friend who tells you to stop dancing when you are awkwardly and drunkenly dancing alone
I am so glad to have my designated dancer with me at parties! Now I'll never be the lone dancer freak again!
Someone who faps whilst designing
Dude 1: Joshs dad is a fapping designer
Dude 2: WTF is that???
Dude 1: Its when you masturbate when you design stuff
Dude 2: Cool I want to be a fapping designer
Its when you fap whilst designing
Its a Fapping Designer