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balls dial

To (usually accidentally) interface with your personal phone entirely with male genitalia, sometimes through clothing.

"My aunt and I found out in the worst way that my gym shorts are conductive when I balls dialed her yesterday."

by TimeWizard420 July 13, 2016


Dick-dialed

Calling someone, you’d otherwise not want to talk, for the soul purpose of hoping it results in sex

Dylan wasn’t in the mood to listen to Nicole but he was hoping she was as horny as him so he dick-dialed

by eric_h June 17, 2022


penis dial

to accidentally dial someone's phone number with ones penis while carrying the phone in the front pocket, leaving a confused person on the other end of the line. Often, this is a result of getting an erection while carrying the phone in ones front pocket. Analogous to a butt dial.

You penis dialed me. Again!

by helico December 25, 2019


dial-ups

Thin or non-existent lips, the opposite of the more desirable DSLs, or "dick sucking lips". This is an obvious technological reference to the advent of broadband internet, specifically Digital Subscriber Lines or DSL as it is commonly known, as opposed to the now archaic 56kbps and slower “dial-up” modems, considered obsolete and thus less desirable by most.

“I would have taken her back to the spot for some dome but I’m not down for the dial-ups.”

by dipper5150 May 5, 2009


dial up

1. To get amped or hype.

2. To party hard.

Past tense (dialed up)

John: You ready for the party tonight?

Mark: I'm ready, let's dial up!!

by pokemoke September 10, 2017


junkie dial

To call a phone repeatedly three or more times and hang up just prior to the voicemail prompt in a desperately distracting effort to get the target to answer.

"She junkie dialed me while I had one bar trying to close the VP of Finance on my mobile. I'm on my way to crush her iPhone with a brick"

by vidourle May 1, 2012


baby dial

when your baby/toddler gets ahold of your phone and calls someone. Hopefully, its someone you like, but sometimes its someone you forgot to take off your contact list, and now you are stuck talking to them because they got baby dialed.

I hadn't talked to Jean since I stopped working at the burger place with her, but her number is still in my phone. Then the other day while I was in the bathroom my 2 year old got ahold of my phone and baby dialed her. I got stuck talking to Jean for nearly an hour.

by Moms822 March 7, 2012