ding-dong ditch: a verb. This applies to when a woman has sexual relations with a man and then no longer desires any sort of further interaction with the person.
Woman I: Hey, what ever happened to that guy that you met at the bar?
Woman II: Oh, that dude? I ding-dong ditched him. I don't have time for that shit.
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The act of setting up from a distance and throwing multiple Hostess Ding Dongs at the victims door until the victim awnsers the door, then proceed to run.
Ding Dong Ditcher: Bombs Away!!!
Vitim: WTF!!!!
Ding Dong Ditcher: Seeya!
Victim: I hate Hostess, always promoting the Ding Dong Ditch.
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A girl who has promised you that she will become your girlfriend or has led you to believe she will give you sexual favors but does not.
The girl is referred to as the 'bitch' and her act of Jewing you out of sexual promises represents the game 'ding dong ditch' like she rang your doorbell but isn't at the door.
"Dude, did you hook up with that one chick that said wanted your dick more than air?"
"Nah dude. She's a real ding dong bitch."
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n. The act of receiving fellatio from a whore (possibly a fatty) and then ditching her immediately after you bust the nut by sneaking through the window (or nearest exit) while her back is turned.
1. I confused the fuck out of that bitch when I pulled the old Ding Dong Dome on her dumb ass.
2. I was not trying to fuck that fatty nor was I trying to sleep there; I'm glad I knew how to Ding Dong Dome. WHEW!
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A phrase meaning a very, VERY hot/sexy person. Shamalama is just a hot person- Shamalama Ding-Dong is better than Shamalama.
Did you see that guy who just walked past? OoO Shamalama DING-Dong!
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I stuck it in her ding dong ditch last night
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when doosh bags come around in the middle of the night thinking they are cool. They knock on your door and hide so when the person answers the door to see no one there they can laugh.
i hate when people ding dong ditch
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