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(Noun): To masturbate whilst standing on one's head, then upon the point of orgasm, shooting one's ejaculate into one's own mouth.
His shoulders on the ground and his naked backside pressed against the marine-themed wallpaper, the Direct Deposit left him with a face full of his own man-seed.
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5 fit and talented guys from the X Factor
They have their own album,tour, singles and of couse loads of fans ~ directioners.
Everyone loves them !
Me; Carrots
Other Directioner; You love One Direction right
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Let’s just say you add Brits,Irish,faggots,retards,invaders,stupid looking,talentless and 5 boys and you get One direction
Their fanbase is usually teenage girls who can’t get a life,their asshole way to introduce themselves make others look like failures,they also own the largest fanbase on earth...Directioners,if you ever say One Direction sucks they will rip off your lungs and dig a grave for you,after your death they will put upon a curse on you,they reject band like The Beatles and singers like Johnny Cash just to stalk their stupid band,the band consist of Niall the gay,Zayn the gay,Liam the gay,Loius the gay and Harry the gay.Directioners always say the boys are the hottest even though Paul McCartney at age 70 looks far better,they feel like One Direction are the Mose successful,even though Smash Mouth should be better and The Beatles passed that record long ago.
Boy 1:Bruh you know One Direction?
Boy 2:Aren’t they gay?
Boy3:Exactly,they are gay.
Boy4:We better check if there are any Directioners.
Directioners:You 4 would fucking die!
All 4 boys:Fuck
All 4 boys:*Screams One Direction sucks*Goodbye suckers*Plays All-Star**Plays Hey Jude**Plays Every Breath You Take*Plays Africa by ToTo.
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Proof that you can take a dump, call it a song, slap some pretty faces on it, and get famous from it.
Also proof that said dump can be fought over by clingy bitches all over the world.
Harry: Come on, Liam, we'll be late!
Liam: Just hold up, I'm writing our next One direction song.
*Takes large and painful dump*
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A British-Irish boyband set on destroying your life and dragging you to hell, full of shady drama, shitty PR stunts, and LGBTQIA intrigue.
Person 1: What's a good drinking game?
Person 2: Take a shot every time One Direction makes you want to get hit by a bus
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Da sex. Hottest boyband out there. Includes 5 fit british lads: Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan, Liam Payne, Zayn Malik and Harry Styles.
Also known as '1D', our boys, hottest band in the history of the world etc...
Their fans are called Directioners. People say they're the deadliest of fandoms.
Hi. We're ONE DIRECTION.
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One Direction are a large boy band in the UK and around the world. It consists of Liam Payne, Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan and Zayn Malik. One band, One dream = One Direction. One Direction's fans are called 'Directioners!' They have the deadliest fanbase ever.
They boy's appeared on the show X Factor and became the 3rd finalist.
One Direction are sex gods, they have amazing talent.
Person 1: Have you heard One Direction's latest song?
Person 2: OMG, I so have they are like sex gods.
Person 1: I know right, can they get any hotter?
Person 2: I think not;D
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