Tiktok Disease

Otherwise known as Tiktok Chlamydia, this disease is easily spread, infecting both men and women. With the power of just one 5-second clip, Tiktok has the capabilities of making millions follow, "The new trend"
Trends can vary from dumb lip syncs, dances, or literally nothing in some cases, all the way to absolute stupidity or fatal suicides.

Tiktok disease infects as many as 1 people a day, and some cases have lead to self suicide, because some people are so fucking desperate for views

barrett disease

When you texting a lot with a guy or girl except it feels a bit sketchy and awkward in person and you don’t know if you like them or not

Man, Liz and Joe have such bad Barrett disease right now! I hope they make it as a couple together!

Hashtag's Disease

When someone thinks they're really clever because they make half their post or Tweet a hashtag. So they do it all the time.

Real life instances of "Hashtag's Disease":

I was home two hours late for curfew. Oh wait, #WHYDOIHAVEACURFEW

I AM IN BED SO EARLY AND IT FEELS SO NICE! #igothomebeforemyparentsdid #notabigdeal

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Pac Disease

A deadly fast spreading disase in which rappers act like and pretend to be 2Pac and fail to be origninal

Tha Realest, Ja Rule, Blac Haze, Master P (and the entire No Limit label)

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BBT disease

Commonly known as "bitch be trippin'" disease. Common signs of BBT include but are not limited to talking to one's self, screaming for no particular reason, a deep belief that others are always talking about you, and wearing a heavy down parka when it's 95 degrees outside.

She is clearly suffering from BBT disease.

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lolers disease

A condition that causes people to use lol too much.

Fredrick: Hey! lol
Michael: Hi there
Fredrick: lol whats up?
Michael: not much really
Fredrick: lol cool
Michael: do you have lolers disease?
Fredrick: lol wut?

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Eminem disease

What you have if your white and your a rapper and you actually sound good when you rap. People with this disease usually get made fun of for being a white rapper but when someone actually listens to their music they sound good and earn respect.

White guy: Hey man you wanna hear my rap song?

Black guy: *laughs* ok white boy lets see how much you suck.

*they both listen to the white guys rap song*

Black guy: Damn you ripped that shit up.

White guy: I know, and I'm white too I dont understand.

Black guy: Seems like you have the Eminem Disease.

White guy: Huh, I never knew that.

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