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*assistant cooks tv dinner*
J-lo- What the fucks this I aint eating no po' bitches food
Assistant- Fuckin diva!
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The really rich and pretty girls of Las Vegas.
I went to the mall, it was full of viva divas!
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A socially awkward outcast who sings karaoke because it's the only thing that makes them feel appreciated. These people arrive 30 minutes early so they can be the first to sing. They require lots of attention so they usually sing more songs than anyone else. You can identify a karaoke diva easily because they start distracting the KJ as they're setting up, giving them tips on how to do their own job. The karaoke diva has no friends. They usually like to sing obscure songs that nobody has and then they like to complain about it. They're the most high maintenance person in the bar. They always complain about the sound, the microphones, the song version, and every little detail. They usually bring their own illegally downloaded CDs, which are scratched and don't play. This is just another thing they like to complain about. The karaoke diva expects perfection beyond perfection. They have their own opinion of how the show should be run, and if you make one mistake, they lose their temper. They confront the KJ and tell them how horrible they are, then they go to the manager and complain about how unfair the KJ is, in spite of the fact that they sang more songs than everyone else and didn't even tip. They are determined to leave the bar angry and complaining. They are never satisfied. Yes ladies and gentlemen, that is the exact definition of a karaoke diva. There are a lot of them out there, and they will find you.
I'm sorry Yvonne. The only complaint I had all night was from this guy Jeff, but it wasn't my fault. He's just a karaoke diva.
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The Dashboard Divas are the most beautiful male specimens in the world- Andres, Dustin, Jason. ....Perfection. They're adorable, funny, unique, and totally great in bed. They can almost always be found hanging the the Click It Or Tickets, because they like rolling with good company. These men are a force to be reckoned with.
Boy 1: "I think I'm gay."
Boy 2: "Why?"
Boy 1: "I just totally fell in love with a Dashboard Diva."
Boy 2: "Oh, dude, that doesn't count. No one can resist their good looks and charm, even guys like you and me. I fell in love with the Dashboard Divas last week."
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A true woman, one of a kind, with great looks and style. Also can phrase that can be inserted in any sentence at any time.
That's a cute dress diva child!
Kristy and Diana are diva childs.
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The girl that has it all and wants more!
I'm so jealous! I wish I was as cool as Diva Girl!
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A famous blogger that everyone wants to meet, have do an advertorial and/or show up to an event. However, this blogger must be paid royally, have the best conditions, and a lot of free stuff.
Xiaxue: "I only make at least 20,000$ from nuffnang a check" *flashes check online*
The rest of the personal blogging world: *rolls eyes* STFU xiaxue! You're nothing but a damn blog diva
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