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Actively searching through trash in commercial or residential dumpsters to find discarded but usable items; Proves fruitful at grocery stores and bakeries, where good food is often neatly thrown away when it merely approaches the sell-by date.
We figured it was dumb to spend money on bread when the local bakery throws out fresh loaves every evening, so we went dumpster diving after they closed and came out with a weeksworth of bread for free!
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Whilst you are having sexual intercourse with your significant other in the doggy style position and your about to nut, you push thier chest to the bed, wrap your legs around and place the palms of your feet on the back of their head and Foot Dive them off the bed as you nut...then respectively make your self a sandwich, like Doctor Doom would
Yo man check it i was F^$%in this girl Shandy last night doggy style and i was about to nut so i pushed her A$$ down put my feet on the back of her head and Foot Dived that trick half way across the room, right as i nutted, then i respectively made my self a sandwich
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Looking for cigarette butts anywhere (not limited to ashtrays) so the rest of it can be smoked, or the tobacco collected to roll your own. Similar to butt diving.
Paul ran out of cigarettes when he was in the hospital. Every day he went ashtray diving to keep going.
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the aquatic version of death from above
asshole: DIVE BOMB!!!!!! *sploosh*
victim: *sniff* my latte...
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Digging up dirt and trashing political opponents. Sinking to the lowest depths in political dialog.
I will no go trumpster diving to win an election.
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Must take place on a beach or surface where sand is present. The female is being fornicated doggy style when the male reaches up and pulls out her arms resulting in a face first impact on the sandy surface.
"Dude, I just diving pelicaned that ho so hard she lost three teeth."
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The word often used to refer to the monstrously huge metal bumpers found on the BMW E30 3-series from 84-87. The e30s of the year 1988 also came with d-boards however they were slightly shorter and the plastic bumpers from the 89+ e30s fit without any modification.
If you have an older e30 the plastic bumper swap is not so easy and requires some alteration to fit but nonetheless can look stunning.
D-boards can also be tucked and/or painted. The tucking method involves the owner drilling the bumper shocks and compressing them to make the bumper shorter. Painting the d-boards is also a nice touch and prevents them from making small children cry during the daytime.
"There is a family having dinner on your diving boards."
"Put your sun-glasses on, honey. There's a mean set of boards up the road."
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