cone dodger

Also known as Autocrosser. Autocrossers are viewed as crossdressers who think that danger and excitement is narrowly missing a plastic safety cone by two inches at 35 mph, and live by a rule book about their car specs that is bigger than the Bible. There is a lot of risk and danger in autocrossing.....hell, if you screw up, you could end up with a couple of plastic safety cones tangled up in your front grill. Does Michael Schumacher autocross? Would he ever spend time dodging safety cones? Did Kimi Raikonen make it to Formula One as a nineteen year old by driving solo in a parking lot? Hell no, Kimi made the leap to Formula One because he was the karting champ of Finland, doing wheel-to-wheel shifter karts, not by driving around stationary cones. If autocross was really exciting, you would see the Cone Dodger's National Championships on ESPN or Speedvision. But no use having an autocross on TV because, uh...quite frankly, no one cares.....

Look, that cone dodger thinks he is racing!

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jammy dodger

When having sex with a woman who is on her period u have to dodge the 'jammy' vagina and slip it into the asshole.

Dude i totally gave this chic a jammy dodger last night

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dancing dodger

A light-in-his-loafers homosexual man who refuses to swallow the semen after performing fellatio. Similar to a dodger, but involving sexual acts between two men.

Steve was blowing me last night, but he totally left me with blue balls because he didn't like the taste of cum! What a dancing dodger.

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Toffee dodger

When a woman refuses sexual intercourse with a male for any reason such as crusty penis or she is a lesbian.

Woman 1: did you have sex with marvin last night.

Woman 2: No his penis was all crusty.

Woman 1: Eww, so you successfully dodged his Toffee

Woman 2: Yeah im a proffessional toffee dodger to the MAX

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Duck Dodgers

Duck Dodgers is the codename of Duck. No, this has nothing to do with Daffy Duck of Bugs Bunny fame. Or not much.

Duck: QUACK QUACK. I got nothin' to wear to tha partay. OH SHI!!

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Tax Dodger

A term used to describe a student by someone who was too stupid to do well at school.

Greg: "So what do you do then?"

Simon: "I'm at University"

Greg: "Yeah? Bloody tax dodger."

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Artful Dodger

When you are performing the 'doggy style' position to a girl, pull out and stand up quickly, then kick your foot straight into the girls anus.

Pulled of the artful dodger last night, lets see her dodge that.

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