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Another word for a condom.
Hey, do yo have an extra dong bag? I just met this crazy girl and I need one.
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a sexual act where-in a male puts on a strap-on-dildo backwards and procedes to position two seperate women both in front and behind and repeatedly moves back and forth between the two women using his penis on the woman in front and the strap on dildo on the woman behind, much like the old fashioned computer game, pong.
i am so tired! last night I was playing dong pong, and it takes twice as much out of you.
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Z-Dong is a guy named Zach Herron in a boy band known as Why Don’t We (he made up this nickname on his own)
Dong stands for penis so his nickname is literally penis Zach.
Hey! Have you’ve seen that guy in the band why don’t we?
You mean Z-dong? Yeah he’s great!
Dong song. This is when a man finds an excellent singer with a seven octave voice and ask him or her to perform. When the mouth is open to belt out a big note you slam your cock into their mouth throat deep. Then you pull their ears out hard so so he or she screams loudly and the vibration of the vocal cords make you squirt your love juice in their voice box.
Man 1. Dude did you see that choir girl belt out that big note in church?
Man2. Oh hell yeah, I wanted to throw her on the altar and have her sing a dong song
When you're watching porn on your phone and someone keeps texting you, and you feel obligated to reply. A Dong Respond is that slow, one handed, typed out reply to those pesky messages interrupting your self-loving.
Ugh Alex just texted me, I'm gonna have to pull a Dong Respond.