Do your thing, go for it, shoot your shot. π―
Oh shit I see you lurping shawty, do your Douglas.
A shitty park in the shitty west side of Chicago, located blocks from Cook County Jail. You are likely to get shot here.
Man wounded in Douglas Park (Chicago) shooting
An unkowing groupie who will spend her life flocking from musician to musician, never realizing her pattern of choice.
Arielle, you need to check other people out besides musicians.
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A person who wants to constantly have sex with you even though your in a relationship
Dammmmmmmn that girls a dumb Douglas slut
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There once was a myth, mere whispers in the wind that a great man had crushed the evil brooding in the world. He had been sent from the light unknown to cut though the damp darkness of the human heart. Born from celestial origin? We do not know. What we do know is his name:
Raymond Douglas Yeabsley
Since that day if something ridiculous has been seen or done it has been given a scaling system of ridiculousness:
Tame : Douglas
Mild : Ray Douglas/ Yeabley
Pretty wild: Ray dougie dougie Yeabsley
INSANE: RAYMOND DOUGLAS YEABSLEY/ RAYSHODDY DOUGLAS RAYMOND YEABSLEY
Tame: "I fell and cut my knee Douglasley"
Mild: " I slept with your mother"
"That's Ray Douglas"
Pretty Wild: "I slept with your father and mother in a satanic threesome"
"Fuck man, that's Ray dougi dougi Yeabley"
INSANE: "I just watched two girls one cup whilst pleasuring myself"
"Dude, that's RAYMOND DOUGLAS YEABSLEY!!!! or RAYSHODDY DOUGLAS RAYMOND YEABSLEY!!!!"
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Douglas county school district that is located just south of Denver CO. This school district is best know for being the first government funded school district to be ran by penguins (aka comeplete fucking ass holes who would rather have all their 61,000 students die in snow related accidents so they can receive one more of an βeducation"). The last reported snow day was more then two years ago. The superintendent Dr. Elizabeth Celania-Fagen is a complete bitch who is butt buddies with the owners of an educational company that is getting shit rich off of dcsd by implementing shitty learning systems that the students don't understand and the teachers think is retarded (can include; WCO, 21st century skill, etc...).
Don't you just love having to go to school on snowy days? If you do go to Douglas Country School District!
A garbage filled highschool with incompetant teachers who assign too much homework, rich blonde bimbo bitches who sleep with everyone's boyfriend and a whole lot of weed.
aka: douglas, stoneman douglas, msd
guy 1: UGH I just found out i'm going to marjory stoneman douglas high next year
guy 2: Here's a gun, just kill yourself now
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