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When trying to plow through 2 feet of hurricane flood water in your Corolla (could also be your Civic), you could get stuck and be forced to walk. While walking, you would slip and fall, or would be washed away, and subsequently die. Knowing this, you decided to go from whence you came.
I saw Christie starting to inch her way into the flooding at 14th and Constitution. Becuase she is cute, I rolled down my window and told her to turn around, don't drown.
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Taking an EXTREMELY long piss.
Zabooty: "Hey I really like Cuba Gooding Jr."
Jesean: "Hey speaking of Cuba Gooding Jr., all this soda is going right through me. I'm gonna go drown him quick, be right back."
Later...
Debrickisha: "Hey Zabooty, where's Jesean?"
Zabooty: "He be drowning cuba gooding jr."
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Tim: Whatever floats your boat
Tom: i have failed to float my boat
Tim: welp, whatever drowns your goat
doing something that you think is helpful but that only makes the situation worse
She was trying to explain the situation simpler, but it was just like offering a drowning man a glass of water.
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A way of asking would you make out with that girl by pretending to drown and then getting some when she preforms cpr. i.e. the movie THe Sandlot
A: Would you Drown in her pool?
B: Any day.
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Used to describe someone who has no heart or compassion and won't put themselves in other's shoes.
Capt. B.J. Hunnicut:
Major Burns would give a drowning man a glass of water.
Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly:
Should you give a drown...
Capt. B.J. Hunnicut:
Major Burns has no heart.
When Fundy tried trapping technoblade and techno went to get water while drowning
Techno: lemme just get some water, I'm drinking water while drowning now
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