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Lisa Eden

The worst person that has ever stepped foot on this earth. She WAS a vocal teacher for many LACHSA vocal students over the years. She would often portray herself as a “teaching musician”. Every class that she teaches starts with doing A warmup she uses called L and C’s, and keeps doing that warmup until everyone in the class is on the brink of death. Although her access to be a vocal teacher in that certain school has been... terminated, she still continues to pursue her dying career as a performer in many operas that are deemed too old for young people in today’s world. If she reads this, fuck you lisa

Person 1: “ah fuck We’ve got to get to Lisa eden’s class now”

Person 2: “i’d rather watch 5 horses having an orgy than look at her makeup filled, eyeshadowed, dark, hateful face ever again.”

by A fuck toy whore August 6, 2019


eden cruise

Eden is the most lean guy you'll ever meet. He has more veins than you can count. you can find Eden cruise being a skull with all the girls or boosting it on the streets, being a rally driver. Eden is the most sarcastic boy you'll meet but also the nicest guy you'll meet. No one will eve be as cool as eden cruise

"wow you're lean"
"yeah but not as lean as Eden Cruise"

by fuckgirlfuckboy August 23, 2016


Eden Zhang

basically an asian african who needs tweezers to beat off

eden zhang's penis fell off

by asianpotnoodle April 3, 2019


Eden McCarthy

Most famous for being engaged to actor Taylor Lautner, an Eden McCarthy is a total badass. She's cool, admired and has massive boobs.

Person A: Hey did you see that girl, dude?
Person B: yeah, the one with the massive boobs, red lipstick and walks like a boss!?
Person A: yeah, that one, shes a total Eden McCarthy.

by winningateverything December 9, 2011


eden and jaclynn

The two most imaginative people and so amazing and kinda a Sam and Colby rip off but are so much more unique

Person1: Eden and Jaclynn are so weird
Person2:lamo ya in a good way

by Jac666 September 11, 2019


Ms. Eden

That one terrible spanish teacher that every school has. She's the one who like to assign homework every day and 100+ word quizzes. A synonym to Ms. Eden would satan. She's also the teacher that goes out of her way to enforce the dress code.

"I can't believe Ms. Eden gave me a detention for not wearing a belt." "Ya I know she's awful she just assigned our class a 100 vocab quiz tomorrow!"

by Ms.Edensdad January 11, 2020


eden-jay

A highly attractive Asian, who helps people out. He gives advice for love, and he gets all the girls.

Dang, eden-jay is so cute!

by Unlovelyriver06 March 8, 2017