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taking an evil shit is the most vile & despicable form of bathroom desecration; usually done in a one-person public restroom. Shit is flung or smeared all over the walls, floor, and/or toilet.
I was workin at the gas station and some fucker took an evil shit in the men's restroom & I refused to clean it up.
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the act of squeezing ones testicles to accentuate the seam and to allow the sesame seed-like follicles to appear near bursting
When Grandpa gets drunk, he claims the evil brain helps him win at Scrabble.
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A video game series started by Capcom in 1996. The first game took place in a ficticious place called Raccoon City where reports of canibalistic murders were taking place in the mountain area. The police search and rescue sqaud, S.T.A.R.S. is sent in to investigate these murders, but stumbles upon an estate out in the woods that holds a deadly secret. The city's biggest corperation, UMBRELLA, had been producing bioweapons. A leak occured when the founder of the progenitor virus, Dr. Marcus, had been ressurected by his leach-like test subjects and set forth to have his revenge on UMBRELLA and Spencer for his assasination. In the first game, you play as either Chris Redfield or Jill Valentine of the S.T.A.R.S. and set out to expose UMBRELLA, while attempting to survive the zombies at the same time.
There were many sequals to follow the game's success:
Resident Evil 0 (Playing as Rebecca Chambers and Billy Coen)
Resident Evil: REmake (Playing as Chris Redfield or Jill Valentine)
Resident Evil 2 (Playing as Claire Redfield or Leon Kennedy)
Resident Evil 3: Nemesis (Playing as Jill Valentine)
Resident Evil: Code Veronica (Playing as Claire and Chris Redfield)
Resident Evil 4 (Playing as Leon Kennedy)
There have also been many spin offs to the series, such as the Gun Survivor series and Dead Aim, Resident Evil Gaiden and Resident Evil: Outbreak (or RE: Online).
Although the game took a decline after the REmake, being unable to compete with other survival horror games such as the Silent Hill franchise, the game has recently re-invented itself with the 4th installment of the series; Resident Evil 4 for the Gamecube and PS2.
There has also been a teaser for the 5th game leaked on the internet, which shows the return of Chris Redfield to the series.
The Resident Evil series is also well known for it's horrific voice acting and corny dialog
Barry: Wow, you are almost a Jill Sandwhich
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You know, I have one simple request, and that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now, evidently, my cycloptic colleague informs me that that can't be done. Can you remind me what I pay you people for? Honestly, throw me a bone here!
From the moment I heard Frau
Said I had a clone
I knew that I'd be safe
Cuz I'd never be alone
An evil dr. shoudnt speak alot about his feelings
My hurt and my pain don't make me too appealing
I'd hope Scott
Would look up to me,
Run the business of the family
Had an evil empire,
Just like his dear old dad
Give him my love and the things he never had
Scott would think
I was a good guy
returned the love I have
make me wanna cry
Be evil, but had my feelings too
Changed my life with Oprah and Mya Angelou
But Scott rejected me
C'est la vie
life is cruel,treat you unfairly
Even so, a God there must be
Mini Me, you complete me.
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the evil dead is the best fucking movie EVER it is HILARIOUS!!! especially when the car drags the tree branch, and when ash runs into the door!! and no matter WHAT chasity sais, the evil dead II is awesomely funny!! GO OUT AND RENT ALL 3!!!
"give me my hand back!"
"ill break your face!"
and the magnafying glass necklace ;-)
ooohh and how bookshelves always fall on ash =( poor ash...
for untimate movie-watching satisfaction, rent the Evil Dead (on VHS, not DVD) and watch it with your BEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WORLD!!
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What not to call Dr. Evil. He didn't spend six years in Evil Medical School to be addressed as "Mister."
U.N. Representative: So, Mr. Evil...
Dr. Evil: It's Dr. Evil, I didn't spend six years in Evil Medical School to be called "mister," thank you very much.
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Evil taken to the next level. So evil, that when the said entity dies, Satan would not only get off the throne, but dedicate an entire new Hell to said person...Hell 2.0
Your mate is dating a whale...you post it all over facebook, and you buy him a harpoon...Dude that is totally Z-Evil!
When you visit a person's house, and as you get near it, it always starts with thunder and lightning...That guy is totally Z-Evil!
When your mate leaves his Facebook account open...and you change his looking for to "men"...and only tell him a month later...Totally Z-Evil!
When you blame your wing-man for your atrocious driving while the guy's mom is giving his crap for it...and you are just smiling there...Z-Evil
Introducing your only black friend to your parents...and telling him to suit up...because you told him that they kill black people who are not in suits....Totally Z-Evil
Giving your best mate's business card to a ladyboy hooker...totally Z-Evil