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A meal only fit for a last supper. Glistening golden deep fried chicken with battered sliced potato strings with herbed gravy with children size portions of blended up vegetables topped off with a dessert surprise to the unexpected. *Meal is often accompanied by ass puke* Women and children fend for yourself
Kim: Happy Easter everyone what did you do today?
Deny: I shiat easter feaster for 2 hours
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A party trick performed with the male genitalia, specifically where the testicle(s) are stretched tight against the abdomen to resemble the said object.
"Look at that brilliantly performed Easter Egg. Five stars!!!!"
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When a guy with a huge cock fucks a bitch with a tiny hole and when he pulls out his dick is covered in blood making it look like its colored like an easter egg.
"Yo bro, i fucked this little ass bitch yesterday and her hole was so tiny that i got easter dick!"
-EvaGetCrunk-
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A used automobile from the eastern provinces or states, where humidity and excessive salt combine to cause premature rust.
I searched for a used car in Alberta, but most of the lots were full of Easter Bunnies. An Easter Bunny is usually easy to identify by the corroded aluminum surfaces under the hood, especially on the radiator and engine. I guess since used cars are worth so little out east, they ship them here and get a good price from unsuspecting or naive buyers.
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a special high-five used around the Easter season in which both high-fivers form an egg shape with their hands and clash the eggs together
Phil: Well, I think we deserve an Easter high-five.
A rolled up filthy diaper found in any public space other than a trash can.
I went to the grocery store and almost stepped on a Mexican Easter egg that someone threw in the parking lot.
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When you slide your hand down a Chinese hookers panties and can't find her savory jelly bean through the thicket of wiry brush.
After having a few beers I wanted to flick the bean but I couldn't get past the Shanghai Easter basket.