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A US Senator who ran for president.
He gets $400 haircuts and is a multimillionaire.
He says he wants to help unite the "Two Americas."
He had an affair, even though his wife was dying from Cancer. He has repeatedly denied the accusations, but he has finally admitted ot.
John Edwards, the definitive Bad Senator.
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The reason I have no girlfriend.
Girl: We're breaking up.
Boy: Why?
Girl: You're just not Edward Cullen, sorry.
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Edward (or Ed) Elric is the main character of a Manga and tv series called Fullmetal Alchemist. He, the Fullmetal Alchemist himself, is with his brother Alphonse, or Al, while they fight evil to get the Philosipher's Stone to get their bodies back. After their mother died and they tried to transmutate her, they failed and Ed lost his right arm and left leg, while Al lost his entire body. Ed bonded his body to an armor suit, and they headed off. Winry Rockbell , Ed's automail mechanic, goes along with the two to accompany them in their journey.
"I would pray, but I have no god to pray to"~
Guy: YOUR the Fullmetal Alchemist? But your so small! Edward Elric: Who you calling small, you little pipsqueak?!
Pinako: Drink your milk, you little shrimp! Ed: You old hag!
Pinako: You half pint midget!
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An ideal unrealistic image of a guy. Not seeing him for what he is, or only as you want him to be.
Obviously coined from the character Edward Cullen in the Twilight series.
- The character is never given an in-depth description, but we're told he's handsome, so readers just image him as what they find attractive. Fans have also interpreted his actions in ways that seem more romantic or charming.
- Edward is idolized by Bella, she sees him as "perfect" and "godlike". Yet antis have stated some of his actions are actually creepy and abusive.
Girl #1: "So what's this new boyfriend like?"
Girl #2: "He's...he's like my own Edward Cullen!"
Girl #1: "Oh lord."
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"Who are you calling a tiny bug that escapes the wrath of a shoe because he's so small that he fits in the grooves and can't get squashed??!" -Edward Elric
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The star of the anime FullMetal Alchemist. A boy who's mother died when he was young, so he and his brother tried to bring her back with alchemy, but instead, Ed lost a limb, and his brother Al lost his entire body. Edward used another limb, to put Al's soul in a suit of armor. Now they are searching for the Philosopher's Stone, a stone to help them regain their bodies. He also hates being called short or small. :)
"Have you ever noticed how short Edward Elric is?" Ed:"HEY!!! WHO'S CALLING ME A SHORT LITTLE SHRIMP YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE???!?!?!!"
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Edward Cullen is a 108 year-old virgin who sparkles. You do the math.
Guy 1: Dude is that Edward Cullen?
Guy 2: Yeah it is.
Guy 1: Isn't he a virgin?
Guy 2: Yeah, and he's 108
Guy 1: Wow, he has some serious issues to work out
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