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Wet as an eel

When a woman gets really excited she is wet as an eel

When I touched my wife downstairs she was wet as an eel

by Red man December 4, 2019


Eel in Mongolia

To have no idea what you are doing or to lack experience in a given area.
Explanation: There are not eels in Mongolia, so an eel in Mongolia would likely have no idea what they are doing and lack experience

“Like an eel in Mongolia
“I have about as much experience as an eel in Mongolia”
“Do you know what you are doing? About as much as an eel in Mongolia”

by mrbookworm March 18, 2024


Bloody Eel

When a woman with adequate red lipstick leaves marks and residue of her makeup on a dick

Dat bitch got so much red lipstick on she gave me a Bloody Eel

by December 7, 2021


Bloody Eel

When a woman with adequate red lipstick leaves residue of her makeup on a dick.

"Dat bitch had so much red lipstick she gave me a Bloody Eel"

by December 7, 2021


Ethel Eel

A fat hag with thick belly and big teeth.

Bully and mean.

ex. Is that ethel eel? ew!!!
r: I think it is!!!

by The thick pigs October 31, 2022


A bloody eel

A booger that you can’t get out and when you finally do your nose is a waterfall of blood

I just had a bloody eel give me a minute

by Omgimkindaflattered March 13, 2020


bucket of eels

multiple, thinly formed shit in a toilet bowl. Not quite diarrhea. Light in color.

I just shit a bucket of eels.

by nodrog March 20, 2014