Ejaculation Comfort

In a postion so comfortable that movment is near impossible and to any more comfort added to your postion would cause extreme uncontrolable ejaculation and thus requiring a smoke.

dude can get the remote for us i would but im in a state of ejaculation comfort

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prematurely ejaculated

kicking a star out of a sport or contest based on erroneous info

Those PTI guys prematurely ejaculated Pacman Jones from the NFL just before the accuser withdrew her assault accusation.

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bird ejaculation

Stuff that comes out after a bird ejaculates, duh!

T:"Hey Jon, I think that pigeon is going to rape that dove." J:"Can birds rape each other?"
T:"Of course"
J:"It's like how they produce more birds... bird ejaculation."

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ejaculation wad

A derogatory term describing one who acts in such a way that they resemble a wad of the contents produced when one ejaculates.

That Ejaculation Wad just pissed on me!

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Sandcastle Ejaculation

Verb - While having sex on a beach, before climax, pulling out and Ejaculating(cumming,coming) on the sand. Afterwards, you build a small castle using the sand and ejaculate.

Noun - the once sticky, now dried residue of beach sex used for the construction of sand sculptures.

Verb
'Dave, how come your sandcastle is so sturdy?'
'Well, Bob, funny you should mention come. The secret is Sandcastle Ejaculation .'

Noun
'Damn Jeff, that is one big fucking sandcastle'
'Yeah, my balls ache...I sure needed a lot of Sandcastle Ejaculate to make that tower.'

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Multiple Ejaculation

When a man or a women Ejaculate Multiple times. Men can do this between the age of 14 and 25, and find it difficult when older, and have to take longer periods before stimulation. Women can very rarely cum, but can easily muliple ejaculate. A man can have an orgasm without cumming

a came twice, all over her perky tits(MULTIPLE EJACULATION)

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premature ejaculation

Something Doop does alot with his mom.

"Damnit Doop, stop fucking your mom!"

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