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This is the term used when a person eats out a girl with a hair vagina on her period
guy # 1 broham hoe did your date go?
guy # 2 Broman it was going well till i started to eat that bitch out and then....
guy # 1 what broham?
guy # 2 that bitch was on her rag
guy # 1 not chill broham no bueno at all
guy # YOU ARE TELLING ME BROSON FUCK ITS LIKE A FUZZY ELMO
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A person who is to clingy and annoying and seems to follow you every where you go. Someone who doesn't understand the meaning of "get lost". Even when you purposely get lost in a crowded shopping center they still seem to find you. Most times the tag along elmo is hyper- emo and they can't stand walking past a HOT TOPIC store with out going in. They are generally pop punk rejects that are in the 13 to 18 age bracket that hate themselves and the idea of joy. They always mooch cash off of their older sibling or friends that are either working or recieving unemployment checks. A Tag along elmo will tell one really good joke to a friend then will fallow it up with numerous shitty jokes and puns that in their minds they think are funny.
When ever I get my pay check my sister turns into a fuckin' tag along elmo, that is until i'm out cash does she leave. I just a got a raise at burger king and now my brother insist's on going shopping this weekend. hey dude look at that crowd of tag along elmo's in front of starbucks. HOT TOPIC is having a new shipment of TWILIGHT merchandise coming in, buy what you want now because the tag along elmo's are getting out of school soon
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The best way to relieve stress, and a holy weapon, stick a tickle me Elmo in a jar of pickle juice, and it's a pickled me Elmo.
"After my prostitute robbed me, I used a pickle me Elmo to relieve my stress."
elmo came in with that AK47 is a song but also something you should always say around your kids if they ask what a AK47 is tell them its a Soviet-designed 7.62 mm (.30 cal.) gas-operated magazine-fed rifle for automatic or semiautomatic fire.
Hey little jimmy!
yeah bob?
elmo came in with that AK47 last night and killed your dad!
I thought my dad went to go get milk?!
Someone with a choking fetish; one who is into Erotic asphyxiation.
Have you been on Tinder? It’s full of these Chokle me Elmo broads.
A red toy that pedophiles love to play with
pedophile: I love playing with the tickle me Elmo
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Lord of everything who owns a twitter cult and is the founder of one of the most wholesome religions the world has ever seen.
Person 1: Have you interacted with Lord Elmo today, fellow Elmoist?
Person 2: Of course, I would do anything to worship Lord Elmo.
Person 1: Good.
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