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The best way to relieve stress, and a holy weapon, stick a tickle me Elmo in a jar of pickle juice, and it's a pickled me Elmo.
"After my prostitute robbed me, I used a pickle me Elmo to relieve my stress."
elmo came in with that AK47 is a song but also something you should always say around your kids if they ask what a AK47 is tell them its a Soviet-designed 7.62 mm (.30 cal.) gas-operated magazine-fed rifle for automatic or semiautomatic fire.
Hey little jimmy!
yeah bob?
elmo came in with that AK47 last night and killed your dad!
I thought my dad went to go get milk?!
Someone with a choking fetish; one who is into Erotic asphyxiation.
Have you been on Tinder? It’s full of these Chokle me Elmo broads.
A red toy that pedophiles love to play with
pedophile: I love playing with the tickle me Elmo
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Lord of everything who owns a twitter cult and is the founder of one of the most wholesome religions the world has ever seen.
Person 1: Have you interacted with Lord Elmo today, fellow Elmoist?
Person 2: Of course, I would do anything to worship Lord Elmo.
Person 1: Good.
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just like the tickle-me-elmo toy(which you just can't resist to tickle) is something in which people just can't resist to steal!
the steal-me-elmo white ear buds of the i-Pod make you a target of every thief in the neighbourhood!
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elmos sex organs r his sex organs he has a whole song about it see example
lalalala lalalala elmos sex organs lalalalalalalala elmos sex organs
elmo loves his penis. his tities too. those are elmos sex oranssssssss!
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