empty barrell

An uninformed loudmouth, usually wearing a ridiculous cowboy hat, that uses the race card at inappropriate times

That empty barrell sounds dumber than Sharpton when she opens her cracker ass mouth

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empty calories

A phrase used when the food or beverage offered will not induce inebriation or intoxication. For example, brownies or cookies without marijuana, or a non-alcoholic drink.

Man #1: Hey, want a brownie?
Man #2: That depends, are they "special"?
Man #1: ...No, just delicious.
Man #2: No thanks, empty calories.

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Running on Empty

Due to chronic masturbation, this term describes the situation when a puff of air is ejaculated instead of semen.

Geez, I need to stop jerking off like it owes me money, I am running on empty.

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Empty shaft

when you penis remains erect promptly after ejaculation

Aw man look at my empty shaft

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empty bacon

Bacon that sacrifices its flavor to a dish due to cooking, such as baked beans or green beans (Southern).

I know the empty bacon has no flavor, but I still pick it out and eat it.

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Empty minded

A guy from California who thinks nobody he had ever met in life had ever tried to capitalize off a perceived weakness of his. Nobody had ever thought he was oblivious to their true agenda in life, everybody he met was perfect and wonderful.

The empty minded guy seemed to trust everybody he met, though people considered him ignorant, and his existence blissful.

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empty netter

A humorous comment that occurs when somebody says something that lends itself to a great joke, as in an empty net goal in hockey. An empty netter is often a sex-related comment.

When my girlfriend said I never knew what would come out of her mouth, it was an empty netter for me to say that I know what goes into her mouth.

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