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Erection Connection

when you notice someone staring at you from across the room whom most likely has a boner from your attractiveness.

"Don't look now, Sally. There's a guy over there who's making an erection connection with you and he's not sexy."

"I think that old man overheard our conversation about giving blow-jobs. Look how he's making an erection connection with our table. Another round of margs, please!"

by Haylst0rm June 17, 2013


erect clit

A woman erect penis

BE CAREFUL CAN BE SENSITIVE :erect clit

by CJ1038 February 6, 2018


Morning Erection

Something that makes me wanna cum when I wake up

I keep getting morning erections and end up having cum all over my cock

by SingleForeverTW July 13, 2021


Deception Erection

When ur dick bulge is big but when u whip it out it's small

My girl thought my dick was huge but then realized its was a Deception Erection.

by FarOutGalaxy June 24, 2018


Rogue erection

An extremely uncomfortable and untimely erection, usually occuring just before one is about to stand up. Makes abrupt trasitions from a seated position to walking almost impossible.

"I was already late to work but a rogue erection I experienced as I was pulling in the parking lot cost me my job."

by R.H. Sweaters November 15, 2009


Erection Selection

Erection Selection: When a gentleman presents a number of options with which to provide dick to a lady.

Doorman: Hey baby, want to see my erection selection I got for you?

Victoria: Why not, any bendy ones?

Doorman: You like dat baby...

by MrTheMeist May 10, 2016


Juan Erection

-A penis so erect, it crosses the Mexican-American border, therefore transforming it into a Juan Erection.
-Also used to describe Juan's Erection

Billy just experienced his first Juan Erection

by ShaggSpawns March 27, 2015