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When a girl is blowing you in the bathtub (you're the island, your dick is the lighthouse) and when you're about to climax, you hold her head down and tell her to catch the prisoners or she'll drown.
How did Kelly drown? She let the prisoners escape from Alcatraz.
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A funny video from funny youtuber that people constantly put in jimmyhere's discord server and constantly supmit for his ylyls
Guy 1:Hey meg have you seen Peter Griffin in City Escape?
Meg:yes its not funny why do you keep asking me this?
Guy1: shut up meg.
The most informative film title ever. And also a great stoner flick.
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay is as good as the first Harold & Kumar flick!
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The act of ejaculating in the women and the escaping in your F-250 to avoid the outcome.
I didn't have a condom, so I just decided to nut in her kitty, escape in the two fiddy to avoid child support.
Corpse crawling on building site
"Man you are totaly building escape road, need a hand?" - in real life, towards some really tired man.
"Ha, dude, nice escape road u are building here, how many times u died under water to construct that?" - in game, when u see another player building sth in dangerous zone
A game made for 6 years old by sammyseaside or whatever which you can’t leave
Devoun: Escape piggy oby obey is bad
6 yo : no
taking a shower to avoid any kind of conflict with the people you live with
“dude my mom is pissed i’m gonna go take an escape shower”
“my hygiene is incredible from the amount of escape showers i take when avoiding my family’s arguments”