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The last test you will ever get in Middle School. The grades you get from the exams are the final result and will decide where you end up. Literally hell.
Guy 1: Finished my exams and i got it all wrong
Guy 2: Dude, good luck living in the future.
The End
Created by Satan himself; exams have the power to drive the youth population of any nation to a state of stress and anxiety that is so high, they start to uncontrollably urinate and peel the skin off anything in a two-mile radius.
Other common side effects of Exams may include.
1. The sudden urge to start a cult
2. The realisation that a cult is a good idea and that Satan is our lord and savior
3. Kidnap your neighbour
4. Sacrifice them
5. Illish kah eth ma suliso
6. Grab a cup of tea, you've earned it x
8. ALESH OORA SHEER ETH ILLISH OÜ
A monitored academic assessment. Everyone over 50 should have a proctored exam as a preventative educational check-up.
Proctored exams are administered by proctologists, who are tasked with being as anal about preventing you from cheating as possible.
My online proctored exam was overseen by Proctor Dre, who made me turn off my NWA playlist in case it contained hidden messages.
That phenomenon where the exam season of many second & third level academic institutions coincides with record breaking sunny weather perfect for outdoor extracurricular activities, only for the weather to promptly return to cloudy rain once they're done.
"Oi, Ollie! We're off Sparchin' ya comin'?"
"Fucking can't, Physiology & Anatomy exam tomorrow! "
"Ah that's harsh, fucking Exam Weather...
It's where you do 2 shots of Jameson, drink a pint of Guinness, then stick your finger in your own arse!
I was bloody pissed, so I did an Irish Rectal Exam.