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Non-existent weiner

A male genital that a girl, specifically named Samantha, claims to have, but really doesn't have one.

Samantha claims to have a penis but it's a non-existent weiner.

by Fakeweiner February 24, 2020


why does this exist

Don't ask me. I don't know either

Guy1: "Why does this exist?"

Guy2: "I don't know man"

by Isopropylalcohol99%usp June 5, 2021


prettiest boy to ever exist

Jack Tilney. No other words needed xx

Jack Tilney is the prettiest boy to ever exist

by Moth_xo09<3333 April 12, 2024


prettiest boy to ever exist

Jack Tilney. No other words needed. Xx

Jack Tilney is the prettiest boy to ever exist.

by Moth_xo09<3333 April 12, 2024


Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E

Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E means that you pee wherever you want, take more cold showers, go to gym and get buffer and buffer, date and get a girlfriend the THICCer the better, and live like a rat. Then math doesn't exist so what matters is balls, not math. Then battling to be the big E E.

Tony: *pees in basements and outside.

Tony: Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E!

by GreenHexagon October 10, 2024


But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die.

the word will not exist anymore therefore thats how a website will die.

me: bro But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die.

John: we cant let the word phase from existence!!!! or the website will die

by thisusernameisthirtycharacters September 3, 2021


But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die.

please bro im begging you i have numerous diabilities i have had so many bad things happen in the span of a couple minutes my steak came well done my toenails infected the minorities oppressed the chimneys smoking grindr stopped working the earth crumbling closiometry the teletubbies died the bad things the they dont fit on one or even two three seven any hands ok you need to listen ok this was my thesis my central cherrythought my hyperfixation if you will alright ah ok uh please stop looking up watermelon sugar im just a soft lonely depresso anime boyo waltzing to my car alone in detroit where uptown funk was played in the cold super mario wrinkle streets oh god ah fuck

Aiome: But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die.
Dana: please kys aiome

by quantizisationabilition June 22, 2021