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Her: hey we should hang out, btw I’m a little chubby.
Him: Yeah I’m down to hang, and yeah no worries I don’t discriminate but FBS?
Follow back often used when you want someone to follow u cause your following them usually for accounts that aren't rinsta's
Hey could u fb on insta?
When Facebook takes over all life and is everyones emotion. Past the point where people literally starting writing on peoples walls and say "lol" out loud when they find something humerous.
Dave- "Hey, I put ILY on your wall yesterday. Didn't you see it?"
Michelle- "What the fuck asshole? It took me an hour to scrub that off. But I did lol about it for a little"
Mitch- "FB takeover"
When bitches message your man behind your back saying "we r just friends. We grew up together" but all along, they flirt with your man and u find out. Then they act all innocent but in all reality, they r FB whores.
Those bitches think they slick messaging Scotty, but they got caught being FB whores.
Stands for facebook&jergens. It's kind of like a peanut butter and jelly, but instead of a sandwich, it's a term used for when you're in the mood to plow and want to bang a specific person but you're held back by relationship commitments so you just look at their most provocative profile pics and please yourself in order to release the urge to take them to pound town. This definition is often used by distraught individuals that have had more than five drinks or have just received a text message from a love interest after they have secured their position in a monogamous relationship.
Bob: I just received a text from Amanda
Theodore: oh man, didn't you always have a thing for her?
Bob: yeah, but I'm in a relationship with chloe
Theodore: are you going to cheat on her
Bob: no, I'm just going to FB&J
Scrolling through Facebook profile pictures while fapping
You have been in the bathroom for an extended period of time, quit fb fapping and come out.
When you scroll down facebook like a hampster on a wheel. Just going down and down and down glazed over in boredom.
I need to stop hampstering fb and go watch McGuyver.