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when someone's name is common enough to look up on facebook easily and find them.
Michelle Johnson vs. Michelle Jawnsun. Michelle Jawnsun would be a name that you could put in facebookand find the person easily that you are looking for because their spelling is a bit odd. Michelle Johnson is too common to be facebookable because too many people share that name it is harder to find that person.
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When you use facebook soo much it is no longer refered to as facebook, but as facebookness.
She is soooo jealous of our facebookness!
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possibly:
1: the famous site known for turning intellectuals into idiots
2: to procrastinate (BAD!)
3: to become a lazy ass who does nothing but skip school and watch it's inbox get flooded with schpam, because of Facebook
4: an excuse for missing planned activities, you addict fuck
5: to stalk people and hide your inner stalker
1: My IQ was 140 before Facebook, now it's 70, durrrr huhuhuh
2: Sorry i procrastinated, i facebooked
3: i'm staying home. i got some facebooking to do
4: Sorry i missed out on our date, me and my best buds facebooked
5: I found you on facebook, wanna facebook?
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A compilation of Facebook and Vacation. A period of time, self imposed and rarely adhered to, where a person voluntarily avoids visiting their Facebook page to get a grip on the real world. A semi-facebookation involves visiting the page, answering messages but not updating status or answering/making comments.
Where is Fred?
Oh, he's around, he's just on a Facebookation.
For how long?
A week..
Ha ha ha ha ha! (Mutual laughter)
Yeah, so, he'll be on tonight?
Yup.
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A wonderful website with many functions:
1) Pretending you know who half the people on your friends list are when they message you, desperately hoping they give you a hint;
2) Providing a means of not having to actually having to properly talk to lots of people you don't give two shits about but it would cause drama not talking to, because it looks like you're in contact when you're actually not;
3) Providing a means for people who you've basically forgotten exist and you'd be quite happy never talking to again to find you and message you;
4) Informing the world about your tiny daily annoyances, diet, and drinking/socialising and/or bowel habits;
5) Posting little else but links to things and stupid witticisms.
6) Playing Scrabble.
Twitter is basically the same, except doesn't include 1-3 or 6.
Facebook = Farcebook = Arsebook = Facefuck = Spazbook
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ONE WHO SPENDS OVER HALF OF THEIR DAY ON FACEBOOK INSTEAD OF DOING THEIR FUCKING JOB.
MY PURCHASING AGENT IS A FACEBOOKER.
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1) Easy place to go see pictures of half-naked, sometimes FULLY naked girls, who are sometimes your friends, but you don't say anything about it to anyone else.
2) Something you hear screamed a loud when young American teen girls get drunk and take pictures of themselves, other popular things shouted include "MYSPACE!" , "DEFAULT!", and "FUCK ME" if you're good looking like I am.
1) "Fuck, my porn videos aren't working, and Jean is a fat slut I don't want her over here...time to check out facebook"
2) Girl 1: "OMG SMILEEEEE"
Girl 2: "FACEBOOOOOK! AHAHAHA"
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