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A small town in MN where they raise whores with a wide variety of names such as Ashley, Shelby, Courtney, or Brandon. A town full of STD's. And a place where it is okay to date family members.
"Man did you see that chic from Cannon Falls with that nice ass?"
"yea, thats my cousin, and she is fine!"
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Cuyahoga Falls is one of the whitest suburbs in ohio. It is known to have a large variety of Wiggers and to get into many fights with its rival Stow. Cuyahoga falls is also known as; C-falls, Pharmacy Falls, White Mans Hood and caucasian falls. Many people think there a bad but with the police no one ever really does anything. Some good things about Cuyahoga falls is its River Front, Natatorium, weed, and ice skating rink. It's a safe place to live uless your visiting from Stow or Springsfeild (then you might get beat up) Cuyahoga Falls has a ver impressive school spirit. And has some Crazy weather patterns.
A Stow Billy's bout to get beat if he shows his face in Cuyahoga Falls!
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Falling Into Infinity is the 4th studio album by progressive metal band Dream Theater
It's the first and last full length studio album to feature Derek Sherinian, before he was fired to make way for Jordan Rudess.
DT Fan 1: omgah have heard Falling into Infinity ?
Elnimio: fuck off
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Contrary to popular belief, it is *not* the meth capital of the US. Or the pacific northwest. Or Washington State. Or even Snohomish County!
It is, however, a small little redneck town nestled outside of Seattle. The drug of choice is actually marijuana, and rightfully so. Inhabited mainly by juggalos and rednecks who hang out at the library gazebo and draw penises and raver code all over the walls. People who live in Granite Falls only move there so they can complain about not being anywhere besides Granite Falls.
You never mention Lake Stevens' school distract around Granite Kids. The rivalry is potent and lingering.
You never say anything bad about juggalos, ICP, drugs, or rave culture.
You never call the weird kids 'emo' unless they tell you otherwise.
You stand in the Saratoga trail with your gravity bong and smile through glazed eyes. When you trip on a log and fall into the gravel, god damn you if you don't bleed black and orange.
Oh, he's from Granite Falls.
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a sweet band that has awesome beats, lyrics, and leads. they should always tour with Killswitch Engage
listen to shadows fall - stepping outside the circle
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A town whos greatest acomplishment is being made fun of on King of The Hill
Did you know Hank Hill visted Wichita Falls?
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A sexual act that involves having tea with a midget dressed up like Ronald McDonald, finding a Burmese python in Wisconsin and defeating the Dread Pirate Roberts.
Guy 1:Have you ever done a eulogy falls?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, it took me 3 weeks.
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