fล'keษชส(ษ)n (fo-kay-shun)
A fake vocation.
aka - A false job; generally given in the context of snobbery or ego inflation.
"Jimmy knew he couldn't tell the blonde at the bar he was a bagger at Aldi's, so he gave 'Patent Attorney' as his faux-cation."
1. noun. a fart that accidentally slips out in an embarrassing situation.
2. noun. a fart that is intentionally released but exhibits the owner's poor sense of social etiquette.
3. noun. a really bad fart that is more closely described as a fake shit; only missing the solid matter.
Oh my God, did someone step in something or was that a faux-poo?
Can you believe Cindy's faux-poo during church?
Bands/artists who are labeled as rock music, hit the rock charts and are labeled on Wikipedia as rock, but who barely, if not at all, sound like rock. Examples are Imagine Dragons and Twenty-One Pilots.
Billboard's Hot Rock chart of the last decade is chock full of faux-rock.
An alcoholic beverage that is designed to replicate the original formula (caffeinated) Four Loko. Most recipes produce a drink that is 12% alcohol. Common ingredients include vodka, light beer, energy drinks, and fruit-flavored powdered drink mixes. Commonly served in empty 24 oz drink cans to recreate the original Loko.
I got so fucked up after drinking three cans of Faux Loko at the party last night!
A fake photographer.
An amateur photographer who misrepresents themselves as a professional photographer or photojournalist simply because they bought a DSLR camera and have a Nikon strap.
I didn't know your Mom was a professional photographer. She's not, she's a faux-tographer with a flickr account and a fake media pass.
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The act of putting one half of a double ended dildo in one's pant leg while penetrating a woman's vagina with the other end.
At Mike's bachelor party things really got crazy when the stripper pulled out the double ended dong and forced mike to start faux fucking her in front of everyone.
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a hairstyle that occurs when a faux hawk goes wrong, and instead of imitating a mohawk, it ends up more reminiscent of a horn, giving the wearer the appearance of a unicorn.
unfortunately common among adolescent males, this is usually accidental, but can occasionally be created for humorous purposes.
have you seen billy's hair today? he said it was a faux hawk but it looks more like a faux horn
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