February 11

Feburary 11 is National slap your tall friend in the face day. This is for people who are short and can’t reach their tall friends face any day.

Short: yo dude get on my level here
Tall: why?

Short: it’s February 11 national slap your tall friend in the face day
Tall: oh shit it is?!

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16 February

National Compliment Day. Give your friend, music teacher or your dentist a compliment today.

Person 1: You hair's really nice today.
Person 2: Oh thank you, why are you saying that?
Person 1: Because today, 16 February, is National Compliment Day!

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February 31

A date that doesn't exist and never will. So if home boy decides the date you're planning to have is in February 31st then you clearly know hes mocking you. So basically you'll never be able to go out with him or her.

home boy: February 31st is our date k?
Freshman thot: KK ;)
Freshman thot on March 1st, "wait what??"

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February 7

Nationally give your crush a hoodie day

Boy: here you can have my hoodie
Crush: wait why?

Boy: it’s February 7th cutie

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February 19th

National Meme Day. On this day we celebrate and indulge all memes all across the internet. So just send everyone you know the best or shittiest memes

“Hey what’s the date”
“February 19th”
“Oh shit it’s Joe’s birthday”
“Who’s Joe?”
“😏”

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February 26

The day the greatest person was born. He will become a genius
If you are born on this day you are a genius.

“He was born on February 26 he must be a genius”

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February 8th

Rat ass smacking day

February 8th is just the absolute best day to smack a rats ass (metaphorically or not who knows)

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