Filter killer

When a person squeezes the life out of a poor cigarette filter while enjoying a smoke.

I dont let dave bum off of me anymore, He's a total filter killer.

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bitch filter

The act of being one's filter for bitch-ness: taking the blunt of all of a person's (although not refrained to, see bitch) bitchy personality or "venting" so that they can become a normal person for someone they do not wish to be a bitch to.

I'm sick of being your goddamned bitch filter Jordan, you only do this so that you feel better about yourself for not being an enormous bitch to your actual boyfriend.

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bozo filter

A mythical device which would, in theory, be able to identify fools and prevent them from calling/annoying/talking to you. Impossible to implement because fools are so ingenious.

Man that guy is such an idiot. I wish I had a bozo filter.

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syphon filter

1. Descriptive Noun. Used to describe a videogame that just keeps coming out in order to make people stop buying games in an overcrowded genre.
2. Diet Splinter Cell

Who the fuck is Gabe Logan? I thought his name was Sam Fischer...
or...
Another WWII game? How many times can one storm Normandy Beach?

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puppy filter

Just a hoe snapchat filter

Tiffany is a hoe, so she uses the puppy filter

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Tourette's filter

The part of the brain that stops you having career limiting outbursts of great truth and reality at work

He was talking crap but my tourette's filter kicked in so I said nothing

Fred's tourette's filter failed and he told his boss what he thought, now he's fired

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Filtering Enabled

that one annoying ROBLOX feature

Don't worry guys, nobody can attack our game Filtering Enabled has arrived!

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