first amendment

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

Martin Sheen, Tim Robbins, and Susan "Saranwrap" are all covered by the First Amendment even if some people don't agree with what they say.

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first asian

Rite of passage for all men. First time they engage in intercourse with an asian woman

We gotta celebrate. Had my first asian last night

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first act

The kind of guitar, bass, or other popular instrument you see at Wal-Mart or Target. They are unbelievebly horrible instruments, and you are probably considered a n00b by just about every actual musician.

First Acts suck ass, buy an Ibanez or ESP.

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Head first

takin a risk;crash dummy;action without thought; not giving a fcuk--Origin:Baton Rouge, LA from artist Weebie and Boosie.

I'm out hea head first in tha streets

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November first

Tell someone they’re beautiful day, idc if it’s a guy or girl make em’ feel worth it
This will brighten up anyone’s day!!😍

You: Hey Johnny you’re beautiful!
Johnny: why?
You: because it’s November first silly!!

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Stealing first

The act of kissing an unknown girl, usually at a bar, when they aren't expecting it.

My buddy was super drunk last night at the bar and every time he got done talking to a girl he ended up stealing first.

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first chair

The first chair of the day at a ski mountain, if you have the first chair, then you are the first person on the mountain.

"Let's leave for the mountain at around 9:15 tomorrow."

"Nah dude, we gotta be first chair so let's leave at 8:00."

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