fool's titties

Titties (breasts) that appear to be larger than they really are.

Her titties were surely looking nice and big in that shelf bra but when she took it off they were merely little fool's titties.

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Kung Fool

A martial art that is often used as a tactic to end a meaningless, heated argument. The rules of Kung Fool are:

1) One may only engage another Kung Fool Master.
2) Both Kung Fool Masters must acknowledge the bout.
3) A master may never physically engage an opponent.
4) The master who wields the most original combination of weapons and/or stances wins the bout.

Master 1: (bows) Your use of the jar of peanut butter and toe-nail clippers beasted my defense.
Master 2: (bows) I may have won this match, but your Frantic Platypus Stance proved to be a worthy Kung Fool technique.

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niggerfied fool

anyone who gets on your nerves.
anyone who acts as a total dumbass.

Caris was acting annoying today like a niggerfied fool.

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April Fools

A prank or practical joke done during the month of April, followed by the person saying "April Fools!"

Nick: "Mr Whalen your pants are on fire!" (jordan is lighting Mr Whalens pants on fire)
mr Whalen: "What the!"
Nick: "April Fools!"

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August Fools

As the 8th month of the year, August fools completes the day that April fools began (also known as ‘all fools day’). The acceptable period of pranks is from midday to midnight.

G’day cobba - hey guess what? I’m preggers aye! *later that day* Hahaha August fools, bitch!

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Fat Fool

A person who is outragiously a fool for no reason whatsoever and always is just stupid and sounds bejubilous in the process.

You are just being a fat fool and need to get away from me.

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Fooling Someone

See Practical Joke

I swear, Practical Joke is the same as fooling someone!

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