garbage balls

(1) When the testicles become sticky and sweaty after a long hot day, on a person who hasnt had a shower in more than 24 hours. The smell of this resembles that of hot garbage. See also swamp nuts.

(2) When the testicles and taint become chaffed and painful after a long hot day. When dingleberries are present, the smell will mimic hot garbage.

(3) An expression of frustration. Can be used in place of swear words such as dammit, fuck, shit, etc.

1. Man, Ive got garbage balls again from camping out all weekend in the Georgia heat. My old lady wont touch me because of it.

2. Ahh garbage balls. I tried to get her number, but she said "get lost youve got garbage balls".

3. You'd better get some baby powder on those garbage balls!!

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garbage face

One whose face resembles that of garbage. This includes the odor.

Shmen: "Soggs, whats that smell man? It smells like garbage."

Soggs: "Totally broski, I know you aren't a garbage face so it can't be you."

Shmen: "I would expect this kinda smell from that garbage face Andy."

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garbage-noise

Any so-called music that is actually just fancy noise. It is especially garbage if the music is unfortunately liked by many stupid people.

I can't believe I payed like 4 billion dollars to go to this Counting Crows concert. It's just a painful marathon of garbage-noise. Can someone euthanizes me soon? I hope the band's plane crashes.

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garbage bee

bees that gather around garbage

I got stung by one of those bumble cocksuckers (garbage bee)!

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garbage barge

A sexual undertaking very similar to the act of "motorboating" a woman's breasts. However, the "boating", if you will, occurs in the anal region of the recipient (male or female).

Dude#1: Hey man! Did you see the way Stacy was walking this morning?

Dude#2: Yeah. She looked like she took a belt sander to the ass.

Dude#1; Yeah man! Thats cause I gave her the ole Garbage Barge.

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Garbage Fart

The foul burst of air projected into your face when tying a knot in a large, full, plastic garbage bag.

Lucille was found toes up, flat on her back after unknowingly knotting a large garbage bag filled with day old seafood. She was temporarily overcome by a particularly noxious garbage fart.

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Garbage Tits

when a chicks tits smell worse than her ass

Eric Sundell was sucking on some nasty Garbage tits last night

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