A gay game for cringy 9-year-olds
ew, is that Fortnite, that game is so gay, only 9-year-olds play that.
Fortnite. Fortnite is the most retarded game ever made it makes kids suicidal.
Friend: Fortnite is the best
Me: Dad? Where is the shotgun?
1. The game that 8 year old Minecraft players play because they think it makes them edgy.
2. A free ticket to being a virgin your whole life.
3. The reason I can’t have normal conversations about actually important things with my friends.
1. Bob played Fortnite, therefore he will never bang a girl his whole life.
2. “GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM MOM IM PLAYING FORTNITE!”
Proof that video games cause violence.
Dude, that kid has killed another one coz he was frustrated by everyone killing him on Fortnite.
A popular video game that is played mostly by 12 year olds, but sometimes exceptions in form of older YouTubers exist. Media portray the game as addictive, but in reality is no more or less addictive than most other games on the market.
Dude, look how that 12 year old plays Fortnite!
*ugh* So the game hasn't died yet?
It's not even that addictive, play some NetHack and you'll realize how non-addictive Fortnite is!
A game that makes the user a virgin for life
Hey Alberto plays Fortnite! He must be a virgin
a stupid game where 5 year old kids steal their mommies Visa cards and spend tons of money. There are also tryhards who completely ruin your experience.
Dude I just met the stupidest kid who gave my his moms credit card numbers!
you never know who you're going to meet on Fortnite