Fortnite (kahn-surr)
1. The #1 cause of cancer
2. The only thing keeping cringey nine year olds away from minecraft
Person A: Did you here that Jimmy got cancer?
Person B: Rember when he did the floss 2 weeks ago?
Person A: f*cking fortnite
Dumb as fuck with 9 year olds yelling inside microphones
Fortnite is also gay
:person hey do you play fortnite
Person 2: fortnite is gay
A conman free game played by virgins
Player 1- you with your girlfriend tonight?
Player2- nah I’m playing fortnite... who needs a girlfriend
The game that people won’t f-ing shut up about!??!?????
Guy: Hey yo you wanna see a movie?
Girl: no you idiotic fortnite virgin
A shitty game which ripped off PUBG and is getting money off of it. Fortnite is a plague that is going to create another video game crash and is causing a lot of people to be virgins. Annoying 10 year olds play it. Now even fucking footballers post their victories on Instagram. Our next generation is hopeless unless Fortnite dies out. I swear if my son plays Fortnite I'm going to abandon him.
Fuck Fortnite, you have to play real games.
Fortnite. Fortnite is the most retarded game ever made it makes kids suicidal.
Friend: Fortnite is the best
Me: Dad? Where is the shotgun?