Fermented Freddy

Fermented Freddy (noun) is a speciality beverage that is commonly consumed after a Bukkake session or during special events that call for an especially flavourful beverage.

The process in which the Fermented Freddy is made is simple, yet very satisfying.

1. Begin by firstly performing anal sex with a significant other, or volunteer; keep in my that the duration of the sex has a direct correlation with the flavour and robustness of the final product.

2. The male ejaculates fully within the female (or male) partner.
3. The male takes a wine bottle cork (warning: the material of the cork will affect the flavour) and places it within the females (or males) anus, thus beginning the "fermenting" process.
4. Age the product a minimum of 24 hours until the "Freddy" is "fermented" to perfection.

5. Uncork and Enjoy!

Matt: "Hey its Fourth of July Weekend we should get some nice beers!"

Jordan: "Yeah, but we had beers last night..."

Morgan: "Hey I know you guys, lets make some fermented Freddy!"

(Warning: Over fermentation may cause severe stomach cramps and/or death)

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Freddie Foxxx

Possibly one of the greatest emcees on earth. Freddie Foxxx (AKA Bumpy Knuckles) has worked with 2Pac, Gang Starr, Benzino, KRS-One, Big Daddy Kane, and many others. Has 4 LPs put (I think). They include "Freddie Foxxx is Here", "Crazy Like a Foxxx", "Industry Shakedown", and "Konexion".

It's a shame that practically nobody has ever heard of him. Doesn't rap about the bitches and hoes, but about world issues and real thug things. Him and 2Pac were very close friends before 2Pac's untimely death (RIP).

Bumpy Knuckles is dope.

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freddy mercury

One of the greatest rock legends of the 20th century. Of course, the homophobes will just bitch about him being gay. Funny how the first thing they notice is how someone is gay, most people don't look. maybe they're looking for others in the closet.

Buddy you’re a boy make a big noise

Playin’ in the street gonna be a big man some day

You got mud on yo’ face

You big disgrace

Kickin’ your can all over the place

WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU

WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU

Buddy you’re a young man hard man

Shoutin’ in the street gonna take on the world some day

You got blood on yo’ face

You big disgrace

Wavin’ your banner all over the place

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glamrock freddy

a hotter version of michael afton who doesnt abuse his brother

"glamrock freddy is really hot"

"hes made of metal"

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freddy cricien

Freddy Cricien (b. 1976) is the vocalist for the hardcore band Madball and one of the vocalists for Hazen Street. He is the little half-brother of Roger Miret of Agnostic Front.

Freddy Cricien really put on a sick show last night with Madball!

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Freddie Jones

A kid that thinks coming to work with a hangover means you are an alcoholic and have a disease.

Dewey: Alright, look. Here's the deal: I've got a hangover. Who knows what that means?
Random kid: Doesn't that mean you're drunk?
Dewey: No. It means I was drunk yesterday.
Freddie: It means you're an alcoholic.
Dewey: Wrong!
Freddie: You wouldn't come to work hungover unless you were an alcoholic. Dude, you got a disease.
Dewey: Hm. Hm. What's your name?
Freddie: Freddie Jones
Dewey: Hm. Freddie Jones, SHUT UP!

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Freddie’s Law

The rule in which “Bullying is fine as long as it’s funny.” Primary used to justify cyberbullying or making fun of someone

“I knoe he can’t control it, but Freddie’s Law means we can