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When you get drunk (or just ED) and your penis stops working just before you're about to have sex with a chick. This causes great embarrassment and you will forever be known as the guy who can't get it up.
Evan: Freshman Red exists--it's a real thing.
Drew: Freshman Red does not exist, you just have ED.
Evan: Sad face.
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when freshman in schools are given laptops to use for educational purposes, but they load it with tons of downloaded music and walk around with headphones on and an open laptop to listen to the music rather than buying an ipod. originated in Glen A Wilson. by 4th period PE
Person 1: hey look at that freshman and his laptop
Person 2: shut up let him rock his freshman ipod
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When a basketball player (who cannot dunk) goes up for a layup (either in-game or in warm-ups) and slaps the backboard after releasing the ball.
Non-basketball player in crowd(1): Oh shit, did you just see that freshman dunk?
Non-basketball player in crowd(2): Yeah, that was sick. He jumped high enough to touch the backboard after that lay-in.
Non-basketball player in crowd(1): Yeah, well, he is white so that is the best he could do.
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the really popular guy who goes after the new kid (doesnt have to be a freshman) to trick her so he can get laid
an innocent new girl who gets played by a guy for sex
jack:see that new girl?
cody:dude, shes nasty
jack:i know, but i want to get laid
cody:thats harsh dude, you know she wont get any otherwise
jack:yea, well shes my freshman fuck
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Known by sophomores, juniors, and Seniors as the greatest day of the year. Celebratory rituals include (but are not limited to): Trashcanning/dumpsterizing, turtling backpacks, and flagpole ducttapings.
Dude, Happy Freshman Friday!
I know, I've had this day marked on my calender for weeks!
Lets go trashcan some fresh meat!
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First year college students (typically age 18-19) who think they're hot shit because they just got out of high school and are now legal adults (even though they act no different from a high schooler). They're just college freshman. The bottom of the college food chain.
College Freshman: ''Wow. Oh my god, I'm now a college student. I'm so much better than those inferior high school students. They're just little babies.''
College Senior: ''But weren't you yourself in high school like not even four months ago''
College Freshman: ''OK Boomer''
College Senior: ''I'm only 4 years older than you though''
College Freshman: ''Didn't ask''
(College Senior leaves conversation before they lost anymore brain cells)
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When someone goes bat shit crazy in college because they have just realized that they can drink every night of the week and get completely hammered, don't have to go to class every day, and can have as much sex as they could possibly want with whoever they can convince to do so which tends to be pretty easy (see: alcohol). Degrees of acting on this knowledge vary from person to person but almost always end up with regret and vomit.
Multiple orgasm are rare but possible.
"Jennie's having her freshman orgasm, she made out with girls for money that she used on more tequila and condoms."
"Poor thing, it'll be over soon. I'll be sure to watch out for vomit in the hallway"
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