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Best friend

A term used to describe a two people - regardless of either person's gender - that really want to be together and/or have sex with each other, but can't because one or both of the participants sexuality prevents it, and both parties are respectful of the other's orientation. Expressions people use to show that they are best friends include but are not limited to: Holding hands, ass-slapping, platonic-open-mouth tongue kissing, breast-squeezing, platonically sharing nudes, etc.

Example 1
John: "Hey Kate! I heard Ashley sent you nudes! Are you two lesbians?"
Kate: "Oh, no! It's not even like that. We're just best friends - I still like guys!"
John: "Oh, bummer."

Example 2
Brendan: "Hey David, did you know that Calvin and Kayla are best friends now?"
David" "Oh really now?...So which one of them is the gay one?"

by pocketsnails October 29, 2015


Best Friend

A Best Friend is a person who doesn't care how crazy you are, they stay by your side. A best friend still talks to you even if you wear mom clothes to school everyday. A best friend decorates your locker 2 months before your birthday even if the last day of school happens to be in 2 weeks. And last but not least a Best Friend picks out your drandruff flakes even if there is absolutely NO hope of getting each flake out.

I call you my best friend cause you pick out my dandruff.

by Pinky Teddy Bear June 12, 2017


Best friend

Best friend definition: A person that can make you smile no matter what mood or emotion you got. They can be salty as fuck at times and a angry cracker, but you still love em with all ur heart. He/she/they are all you think of and u miss them like heck every single second. Whenever your group or just you two hangout its like a whole movie. But once they leave its like aww fuck hella lonely then you just start missing them again and again😂 but you know your gonna see them again and have an even better day than the last. All your FaceTime calls are amazing even if your the one whos like not talking n showing ur face its still fun for you knowing they’re there. Their presence makes you happy and every flaw people seem to notice and comment negative things on is special to you, because you have fully accepted them as your best friend and already accepted the fact that in reality they are not perfect, but only perfect in your eyes no matter what they do. In reality, Best friends are the realest
(Its free real estate)

“I love Rae and Nepa we got the horses in the back Best friends for life🤞🏼💞.”

by Ligmab March 31, 2019


Best friend

Your favorite bitch who sends you cute boyfriend texts because your forever alone

My best friend loves sending me shit

by Iloveuinicorns December 16, 2019


Best Friend

the person that got in a relationship with your sister

I caught my best friend with my sister on a date!

by Mr. Ryus January 5, 2019


best friend

kunjal

Kunjal = best friend

by siya__ December 8, 2019


Best friend

An ironic term used to describe 2 individuals who have beef with each other.

Jonas: Hello Jun
Jun: ...
Jonas: Oh yes i forgot, we are best friends

by Zemien August 23, 2019