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Basically part of the Bethesda-Chevy Chase, but with more lit stores, no snobby vineyard vines ass snobby ass chevy chase kids, and no pothead druggie party my ass all day Bethesda Kids.
Jack: Bro you from friendship heights son.
Gar: Yeah man
Jack: that's all I need to know..........wanna go to Chipotle
Gar: ITS Littt!!!
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A person of the opposite sex who feels it is ok and even normal to cook an extraordinary meal for a friend. Said friends are in relationships of their own but secretly in love with each other, so they go about their awkward friendship by supplying their passion through bacon, eggs, and gourmet coffee.
A true friendship cook, cooks for a friend only under the strictest of circumstances.
1.Birthday/Holidays
2.Not feeling well
3.Drunk meals
Yea-weirdest thing, this morning my boyfriend calls me and he’s like "Ally just made me the best dinner, steak, caviar, wine and even candles. I mean were just friends but you should do stuff like that for me"
Is that normal?
Friend: no man..shits fucked up..i think shes just being a friendship cook..but you know what that means...check her closet..bet theres a shrine..
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Usually two people that are inseparable, tolerate each other's crazy lives, deal with their emotions whether happy or sad, would go to the ends of the earth to make sure their friend is happy, and other people are usually jealous of their unbreakable bond
Those girls are friendship goals because they can always count on each other no matter what.
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May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of anyone who fucks up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch. Amen.
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Just like what JJ and Emily have on Criminal Minds, a close friendship with no sexual desire.
She's my best friend, we're close, but all we have is a nice, platonic friendship.
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when you and a group of friends have this one guy who thinks he's the shit and bosses everyone around and another who thinks he's tough and can out beat you at anything(at the beginning you like this guy) but you end up realizing that the first guy was just trying to be good and didn't want to push people around but is still kinda an asshole, but the second guy becomes twice as bad as the first guy in the beginning, this has happened to hundreds of people, and you know who you are
1. yo joe
2. ya,whats up?
1. you know dylan was an asshole before followed that 12 step program, but he's gotten slightly better as a friend; but now noah is being a total dipshit
2. wow, were stuck in The Friendship Paradox
1. i know, lets shun noah
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What Tea Gardner routinely gives in Yu-Gi-Oh!.
"I surrender. My breasts can't withstand another Friendship Speech."- Mai Valentine, Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series
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