frost job

A bad hairdo featuring obvious highlights that stick out like frosting from the color of the majority of the hair.

Check out that anchor woman's frost job.

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Chocolate Frosting

Noun:

Shit left on sexual partner after anal sex.

Verb:
When a person accidentally shits on their partner after anal sex.

Tense:

Past - Chocolate frosted
Present - Chocolate frosting

So there I was, balls deep in Omar, and when I pulled my dick out it was chocolate frosted. I exclaimed "Yum Chocolate Frosting!"

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frosting mountains

The act of ejaculating on a females breast

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Frost the Muffin

When a male prematurely ejaculates on a females genitals before he can make it into her vagina.

She was so hot, and had me so horny, I went to put it in, and squirt, I didn't even make it in, all I could do was frost the muffin!

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Frosting a Deuce

Jacking off on your shit after you take a dump.

Steve, you need to tell Jake that frosting a deuce at your friends house is totally not cool!

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Frosted Sunrise

A “frosted sunrise” is when someone is cream pied after oral sex in the morning. Often after just waking up, or having woken up to oral sex being preformed on you.

“There’s no better way to start the day than a frosted sunrise. Nothing wakes me up like hot jiz!”

Frosted Joe

Ordering a Wendy's Frosty, then giving a man a blowjob whilst having the frosty in your mouth.

I gave Gary a Frosted Joe in the Walmart Parking lot right next to the new Wendys.