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When it is rainy out and you want a huge orgy
"What are you doing tomorrow because the game is canceled because of rain "
" I'm throwing a rainy day fuck fest do you want to come"
November 5th is national fuck your friend day. On this day your friend can't say no to having gay sex with you
Hey friend, did you know it's fuck your friend day
I guess that means I'll have to have hard gay sex with you
6 November is national fuck your classmate day.
Go fuck her
Very good fuck your classmate day
April 23 is henceforth declared National Fuck a Minority Day. White boys stay out with your Polish/German/Cherokee roots; that doesn't qualify.
Rachel: You ready for National Fuck a Minority Day
Ashley: OH YEA. I can't wait to get an excuse to cheat on my boyfriend
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On january first, you get to fuck anybody under the average height for their age and they cant do anything about it
Person 1: Dude, its fuck short people day
Short person: oh hell no
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Today's the day you can fuck as many hoes as you would please. Get down and dirty😉
Fuckboy 1: I fucked like 6 goes bro
Fuckboy 2: nah bro that's all g, it's national fuck a hoe day!
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On Friday April 19th find a Caitlin preferably someone you know well ,get a private room and do what you do best.
Find a Caitlin and fuck her its “National Fuck A Caitlin Day”
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