A day to celebrate your bitch ex who treated you wrong and left you for a stupid reason after finding someone new!
Did you know today is national fuck your ex day?
6 November is national Fuck your classmate day, go fuck her
fuck your classmate day is a day where you get to fuck your classmate without anyone saying anything ab it!! National fuck your classmate day is good af
On May 5th we celebrate Fuck your friend’s girl day
On this day we can have sex with our friend’s girlfriends
Hey Rose I know your my friend’s girlfriend but since it’s Fuck your friend’s girl day I think we should have sex!
On June 9th (6/9) everyone gets a hall pass to fuck their boss.
Dude are you going to fuck scott on national fuck your boss day?
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me
“i am the guy who fucked your mom, doin ya mom doin doin ya mom”
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Fuck Your Crush on January 30th
Adam: Imma Bang Jessica
Jay: Actually?
Adam: Yeah! Didn't you hear it National Fuck Your Crush Day Tommorow
Jay: Imma bang lana then.